Morning Training Log

[heavenly_earth]

Characters: Everyone!
Location: Park/Training Ground
Rating: PG-13 for violence
Time: 6am to 9am
Description: Training takes place every morning in the park to prepare the guests of the city for the ongoing war. It's handwaved most days, but approximately once a month this gets played out in a log. This log takes place on May 18th.

Official areas:

FAQ: In need of help or answers? Come here! Staffed by Neji.
Breakfast: The incentive for coming to Morning Training for those who actually don't care about Death City. All food providers are given funds to buy/prepare the food and are then paid for the time they spent cooking/preparing. Provided by Saya and Fabiola
Cake Stand: A place for delicious treats; only the best cakes by Betty Crocker! Staffed by Condesce
Combat Instruction: One can learn and improve on fighting techniques! Staffed by Cloud and Genesis
Sparring: A bunch of people are there. You show up and pick one to fight. Staffed by Obito (beginners), Fabiola (intermediate), Amaterasu and Cloud (advanced)
Weapon Transformation: New Weapon? Unsure on how to transform into a weapon (or how to transform back)? Go here! Staffed by Bakura, Aqua, and Gray
Soul Perception: Find out more about your soul, what they are, and what they potentially may do. Staffed by Shibusen
Partner Training: Learn how to work as a partner!
Weapons Handling Training: Learn how to handle sharp things and not so sharp things! Staffed by Auron
Shooting Range: Learn to shoot a gun, not at quail though, so expect your face to come out of this just fine. Staffed by Naoto, Giroro, Duo
Meister Ability Helpers: Learn about your Meister ability and how to use it. Staffed by Edgeworth
Finding a Partner: Unpartnered Weapons and Meisters meet each other here! Staffed by Liz Thompson
Medics: A place for medics to hang out, recruit and aid the injured - especially if they get shot in the face by accident. Staffed by Rosalia
Watch: This is where members of the watch meet up, chill, recruit and train! People interested in the watch welcome!
SEES: This is where SEES members hang out, and recruit!
Hug Brigade: A begrudgingly still opened squad dedicated to hugs of encouragement. Thank Lee for this! Staffed by Lee


Feel free to make your own threads!


Open Character Threads:

Condesce
Demona
Saya
Matt
Re-L
Meenah
Sephiroth
Genesis
Lily
Jack Frost
Fon
Takuto
Johan
Shinji
Cloud
Hades
Yami Bakura
Anri
Aranea
Amaterasu
Alucard
Soul
Kiriha
Mizuno
Raidou
Sasha

Comments

Cake Stand

[heavenly_earth]

[Sample cakes. Don't ruin your breakfast]

[bowdown]

[ Just like last time, come everyone: the fabulous Betty Crocker Cake Stand, red and white, with the official Betty Crocker Logo. There is also an announcement, stating that all cakes can now be found and are sold at Betty Crocker Bakery directly from the woman herself. You may also find them at Hikan Cafe, run by Keroro and Eve and she does make a special note to Dr. Stein's classes.

Behind the stand sits Condesce, a fish-troll queen, with tons of hair. This time, no shutter shades, but wearing a very nice pink leopard print jacket. She doesn't dismiss all of her jewelry and gold, either, nor the glitter on her hot pink shoes.

The cakes you might find this morning are:

- Beehive Cupcakes (with all its irony 38D homestucks will get it)
- Fish Cake
- Raspberry-Laced Vanilla Cake
- Chocolate-Covered Strawberry Cake
- Purple Ombre Layer Cake
- Strawberry Margarita Cake
- Dark Chocolate Stout Cream Pie
- Pineapple-Banana Coffee Cake
- Honey Roasted Apple Pie
- Strawberry-Kiwi Tart


To avoid random murder attempts, Stein is also around to control Condesce and to stop any trouble from happening.

Also, I can drop the quirk (ghettospeak) if it bothers you. Just let me know, else she will go gansta on yo ass. ]

[snowman]

[even if he's seen it on the communicator, jack still looks a bit awed by the fish alien lady that is apparently betty crocker.]

You just give these away?

[bowdown]

Aye, guppy. Spreadin' da baked goods fo' all the mofos that missed the announcement. [ marketing, shell yeah, she can do it. ]

[snowman]

Y'know, maybe you should make those announcements with video or something. It'd probably make a more lasting impression, and you're selling them in person so I guess you're not trying to hide the whole "alien" thing anymore...

[bowdown]

Ain't gonna hide, but yo, bidness 'n pleasure ain't the same wave. Gotta keep 'em separated.

[brutalityfetish]

[Of course Winters would show up around here because it is cake and he is always hungry.]

Got any new cake?

[bowdown]

[ and considering everything, Condesce never minds that he is around ] Raspberry-Laced Vanilla Cake is all fresh n' new, homie.

Also gots somefin fo' ya. [ she moves to grab a small box. Inside, he may find Severed Finger Sugar Cookies. See? She has a sense of humor too. ]

[brutalityfetish]

[He gets a good laugh out of seeing the cookies.]

HA! And this is why you have the best fucking sense of humor!

[bowdown]

Fuck yeah, I do. Dun let nomoby tell ya otterwise!

[anpan_tan]

[Free cakes? Where??? Oh, they're protected by a horned feferi. Well, a feferi can't keep away a real busboy from free cakes!]

Excuse me, these cakes look all very delicious, would you be as ind to offer me something?

[bowdown]

[ Condesce shrugs ] Shore. That's water here fo', guppy. Can only get one slice, tho.

Watcha want?

[anpan_tan]

I am not a guppy, I'm Yamazaki and I'd like to know which cake would you offer to taste. It's hard to choose, they all look great.

[Besides, what is a guppy? He'll ask it later.]

[bowdown]

[ she will try to narrow it down ]

Watcha prefer? Moray sugary or sumfin less sweet? Cuz dis gurl gots it all.

[entreats]

[ .. Ah, cake.. Ange actually does like it, even if she wouldn't easily admit to it. But still, the temptation is pretty big when they're right there. So she can't help but at least come over to take a peek at the ones on display. ]

That fish one isn't really made with fish, right?

[bowdown]

F'course naut. It's lemon cake. [ wow, fish is one of those ingredients it'd never fit in a cake. ]

[entreats]

Good. I was about to mention that I don't think anyone's crazy enough to actually eat some sort of cake made out of fish. [ .. ] But.. I guess putting a stand like this here near lots of hungry practicing people was a pretty good plan, at least.

[bowdown]

Aye, dis gurl gots sum good eye fo tha market.

but yo, these fo' free. Samples.

[naniwarocky]

[Sendo is eying those Beehive Cupcakes. He points to them.]

How much are those?

[bowdown]

Ain't sellin' 'em, buoy. Givin' one fo' free if ya want it, tho.

[naniwarocky]

Really? This all looks like stuff you'd find in a high end bakery. You could easily make money with baking skills like this. [He does snatch two of the beehive cupcakes, though. One for him and one for Saya.]

[bowdown]

Dis be samples. Gots the whole thang fo' sale in ma bakery. [ she points to the sign saying "Betty Crocker". She actually allows him to take two muffins - those were smaller than a slice, so it's fine. ]

Here ya only gots one slice. but yo, you can buys all ya wants in ma shop, guppy.

[feelsgoodinyou]

[Bakura arrives late, looking ruffled and with a tired yet grimly pleased edge around his eyes. Pointing at the cakes, he asks]

Which one's the best one?

[bowdown]

They all be da best, homie.

Just gotta choose da one dat goes with yo flavor.

[feelsgoodinyou]

[He gives those cakes another good look. Some of them have a lot less left over from where other guests that had already helped themselves than others, but that doesn't particularly have to mean anything.

After a moment he points at the cupcakes and the Strawberry Margarita.]

How many of those can I take without that somebody comes chasing after me?