Will the real Morning Training please stand up?

[spandexisyouth]

Morning Training happens every day in the city, and most days get handwaved. This training log happens January 30th.

FAQ: For any character confusion or questions. Answered enthusiastically by Maito Gai.
Breakfast: Provided by the combined efforts of Cinderella, Katakura Kojuro, Saya Tagaki.
Batch 1: Beginners under the age of fifteen. Taught by Prussia, Fakir, Auron, Steve Rogers.
Batch 2: Adult beginners. Under Saber, Kaoru Kamiya, Lightning Farron, Maito Gai, Tifa Lockhart.
Batch 3: Intermediate fighters, for sparring with each other. Overseen by Hyuuga Neji and Ling Yao. Please see list of random sparrers.
Batch 4: Experienced fighters, for sparring with each other. Overseen by Selendis. Please see list of random sparrers.
Weapon transformation: How to Change into Your Weapon Form. Yuuri, Ishida Mitsunari, Spirit.
Soul Perception: If you still don’t know by now-- Any of the Soul Perception people. Luna Lovegood, Azusa.
Partner training: How to Work Together as Partners. Tassadar and Nataku. Maka and Soul. Shizuo and Motochika. Eve.
Weapons handling training: Genesis, Tenten.
Shooting range: How to shoot things 101. Grit, Vash the Stampede, Leon. Fuu Hououji (for Archery).
Meister Ability helpers: Edgeworth, Death the Kid, Ryuuji.
Medics (and First Aid Training, lead by Naomi Kimishima): All the medical people.
Audience: Because some people just want to watch.
Watch: An area closed off to the Watch members who need any sort of special training.

For training via sparring, batches 3 and 4:
Kojurou
Saber
Itachi Uchiha
Hyuuga Neji
Selendis
Hiei
Chōsokabe Motochika
Steve Rogers
Maito Gai
Various NPCs (also available upon request)
Partner vs partner sparring is also good!

Feel free to make your own threads after all of the official threads are up!



Breakfast
Karkat [Open]
Nagi [Open]
Mitsunari [Open]
Matthew [Open]
Kiyomasa [Open]
Bakura [Open]
Byakuran [Open]
Tsurugi [Open]
Yukimura [Open]
Tenma [Open]
Santana [Open]


Batch One
Bakura [Open]

Batch Two
Nagi [Open]

Batch Three
Emil [Open]
Sapphire [Open]

Batch Four
Amateresu [Open]
Lili [Open]
Raidou [Open]

Meister Ability
Masamune [Open]
Nagi [Open]
Howl [Open]

Medics/First Aid
Matthew [Open]
Duke [Open]

Audience
Max [Open]
Nagi [Open]
Hiko [Open]
Izaya [Open]
Fang [Open]
Bayonetta [Open]

Shooting Range
Naoto [Open]

General
Gai [Open]
Kanji [Open]
Kid [Open]
Amateresu [Open]
Kaoru [Open]
Naoto [Open]
Kratos [Open]
Yako [Open]
Clare [Open]
Raidou [Open]
Auron [Open]
Allen [Open]
Rhode [Open]

Comments

[dungenessmaster]

Ugh. See, that's what annoys me about your species. Well, one of a lot of things, but anyway. All of you try to couch our highly evolved troll emotions in your oversimplified human terms. Troll friendship is a complicated, treacherous disease, okay.

[sugaredover]

[Look out we've got a badass]

My apologies, I didn't mean to offend your evolved sensibilities! I suppose I'll have to take your highly evolved word for it.

Though I have to ask - what leads you to believe I'm like the others? Or even human at all?

[dungenessmaster]

[Karkat gives him the annoyed side-eye. Fuck you and the hoofbeast you ride in on, bro, there's only room for one condescending douche in this conversation.]

You have rubbery pink skin and you're getting on my damn nerves. From what I've been subjected to over the last few months, that's basic human composition.

[sugaredover]

Then you are unfamiliar with the possibility of an occasional wild card! I suppose evolved beings can't know everything~

[He was, of course, human in composition. In actuality, he was somewhat convinced he was a little better than that.]

[dungenessmaster]

Who cares? Even if you were some kind of special unpredictable hero where you come from, it amounts to exactly "fuck" and "all" here. BREW strips all of that when it tosses you in here, so you might as well BE a human.

[sugaredover]

It's annoying, isn't it? Perhaps you have a point, but one should always value themselves highly, that's what I think. So even if a big hero lost this or that in the trip over they could still see themselves as heroic. Something like that, at least.