EVENT: The Great BREW Malfunction Pt II [OPEN]

[soul_mods]

Characters: Everyone and anyone
Location: Anywhere in Death City!
Rating: PG-13
Time: July 16 to July 18th
Description: And then it gets worse.



By now, no one is popping in and out of existence, but that's hardly any consolation when odd things keep happening.

At first it's not that bad. An innocuous item or two shows up. Something harmless wanders around that you're sure has never been in Death City before.

By the second day, bigger and more dangerous things start showing up and by the third...

Well.

As long as you don't mind the giant pieces of debris or creatures blocking the road or the sky, it's not that bad, right?

((OOC: List of canon items and creatures arriving can be found here. Remember, the list only tells you where they initially show up. They'll probably move on soon enough to a new location.

Remember to put Character | Location | OPEN/CLOSED in your subject!))


Open Threads
Sephiroth and Cloud
Amaterasu
Keroro
Edgeworth
Trucy
Aqua
Hyoubu
Eve
Hiro
Morgan
Clopin
L
Alucard
Light
Neji
Lily
Psii
Raidou
Takuto

Comments

[starfruitfrog]

That's what you think, de arimasu! That perfect caramelized topping, the sweetness of the space-cabbage, the tangy sauce, that eye that sees your every move and the teeth that attack without mercy, every part of it is perfect and edible, de arimasu!

[Keronians have an eat-or-be-eaten approach to their meals.]

[pirateninja]

The first three parts might not sound bad but something still alive and trying to bite you doesn't sound very edible.

[starfruitfrog]

Typical Pekoponian thinking, de arimasu. Everyone knows that food tastes better after you've battled and won the right to eat it, de arimasu!

[Or you bring someone else (Giroro) along to have them battle it for you while you sit by and reap the rewards.]

[pirateninja]

I like a good fight but I wouldn't want to eat what I defeat. I'm not a cannibal and pirates are foul-smelling, grog-guzzling scumbags.

[starfruitfrog]

No one's telling you to eat everything you defeat, de arimasu. That's just disgusting, de arimasu.

[pirateninja]

Well, you were the one saying food tastes better after you battle it!

[starfruitfrog]

But it does. That still doesn't mean you have to eat everyone you defeat in battle, de arimasu.

[pirateninja]

Whatever. Now, could you pick me up and not drop me this time?

[Because the glass is still rolling around on the ground.]

[starfruitfrog]

...Why, de arimasu?

[He wasn't going to pick up a glass full of liquid that looked like it could spill out onto his hand and had the ability to char grass....]

[pirateninja]

Because it's your fault I'm on the ground.

[And the red fluid is starting to bubble with her impatience.]

[starfruitfrog]

And what are you going to do about it if I don't pick you up, de arimasu?

[Slowly...backing away from that bubbling red liquid.]

Y-You're just a glass, de arimasu. You're...You're on an even lower order of drinkware than a teacup, de arimasu. [An order that he just made up.]

[pirateninja]

I'm going to roll over there and burn your feet! [And she's mad enough about this whole thing that the glass makes a little hop towards him, still ominously bubbling. But he can definitely run away!]

[starfruitfrog]

K-Kerooo!

[He backpedals as far back as he can, eyeing the glass suspiciously.]

Y-You! I-I'm not afraid of you, de arimasu!

[pirateninja]

You don't sound not afraid!

[And the glass stops rolling but the liquid is still spilling out and creeping towards him.]

[starfruitfrog]

[He was being bullied by a piece of glassware and its contents. Keroro's pretty sure that he's sunk to a new low.]

D-Don't come any closer, de arimasu! I'll....I'll...I'll put you in the dishwasher, de arimasu!

[pirateninja]

[And she manages another little hop closer.]

I don't believe you! That would mean picking me up and you seem like too much of a pansy to do so!

[starfruitfrog]

Th-Then I'll leave you behind and have a dog kick you over, de arimasu!

[Keroro continues to back away until his back hits the leafy side of a carefully trimmed hedge.]

K-Kero...

[pirateninja]

Ha! You're not even watching where you're going! And I bet you can't even find a dog to obey you!

[starfruitfrog]

[Keroro starts to edge his way around the hedge.]

S-So what, de arimasu?!

Hmm... Should we try to wrap this up? I'm running out of ideas. XD;

[pirateninja]

The point is you don't scare me with your lame threats!

[And then rolls into a rut in the ground... Oops. Now might be a good chance for Keroro to flee if he wants.]

Yeah, sounds like a plan!

[starfruitfrog]

[He would laugh when he looks back on this.

But at the moment, he decides to take the chance to run away like a coward make a tactical retreat.]