EVENT: The Great BREW Malfunction Pt II [OPEN]

[soul_mods]

Characters: Everyone and anyone
Location: Anywhere in Death City!
Rating: PG-13
Time: July 16 to July 18th
Description: And then it gets worse.



By now, no one is popping in and out of existence, but that's hardly any consolation when odd things keep happening.

At first it's not that bad. An innocuous item or two shows up. Something harmless wanders around that you're sure has never been in Death City before.

By the second day, bigger and more dangerous things start showing up and by the third...

Well.

As long as you don't mind the giant pieces of debris or creatures blocking the road or the sky, it's not that bad, right?

((OOC: List of canon items and creatures arriving can be found here. Remember, the list only tells you where they initially show up. They'll probably move on soon enough to a new location.

Remember to put Character | Location | OPEN/CLOSED in your subject!))


Open Threads
Sephiroth and Cloud
Amaterasu
Keroro
Edgeworth
Trucy
Aqua
Hyoubu
Eve
Hiro
Morgan
Clopin
L
Alucard
Light
Neji
Lily
Psii
Raidou
Takuto

Comments

July 17th

[pirateninja]

[Thoroughly aggravated, agitated, and infuriated by how Guybrush’s hand kept showing up to knock her over and cause her to turn into that glass, Morgan felt the need for a real glass of grog. As she moved through the red light district, she became aware of a bleating sound unlike any she’d heard before.]

A sheep? It sounds drunk, too.

[She was just steps from the Bitch’s Brew when the animal stumbled out of the bar, causing her to raise an eyebrow. She'd seen some drunk monkeys before back in the Caribbean but a sheep? And the markings reminded her of that dog…]

[motherofthesun]

[The sheep in question shook its head out once back in the streets, huffing. Death Dollars... What an absurd name... but it did make the animal wonder where all its Yen went. Could've sworn there had been a few coins lost in... in its wool. Wait, should humans charge at all?]

... M-Maybe Mother has some stuff with her.

[Letting out a misty pink exhale, the sheep shook out its wool and began clopping down the street, bumbling one way before straightening up with another 'baah'.]

[pirateninja]

[Morgan didn’t know or care why the sheep should be mumbling about its mother but she was irritated when the barnyard creature nearly bumbled into her, breathing out a cloud of pink mist in her face.]

Hey, watch it!

[The pirate hunter was used to strong liquor but even she couldn’t help coughing. How much had this pile of wool had to drink in there?]

[motherofthesun]

Whoops, I'm sorry.

[The sheep chuckled, shaking out her head and wool. It sprung up a little more and she seemed to become focused. Staring long and hard at Morgan, it was a wonder what was going on in her mind right now until she finally spoke.] ... Who are you?

[pirateninja]

I'm Morgan LeFlay, Mighty Pirate Hunter ^[TM]!

[But it's not that impressive an introduction since she coughs again from the mist.]

[And it's made even less impressive when a green-tinged severed hand sneaks up on her, leaps into the air, and slaps her on the back, knocking her over. It jars her into transforming into a glass with a picture of a volcano on the side. It rolls along the sidewalk, spilling out a glowing red liquid that kinda looks like lava.]

Uuugff! When I get my hands on that hand...

[motherofthesun]

Oh ho~ A pirate...

[The sheep seems impressed. Well, as impressed as a drunk sheep can be. The animal doesn't even move at the hand knocking over Morgan; instead, just watching it go on its own merry way after knocking over the woman. Its head snaps at the cup and it walks over, sniffing at the red liquid.]

[pirateninja]

Not a pirate. A pirate hunter. And don't sniff at me!

[She sounds a bit more testy than she would normally, no thanks to that hand. The spilled liquid bubbles a bit, reflecting Morgan's mood and the usual heat of a Blood Island Volcano Shot. Does the sheep dare taste it?]

[motherofthesun]

[Sniffing only happens so long before the sheep licks the liquid, not caring about the bubbling.]

[pirateninja]

And who said you could drink that!?

[It's as hot as it looks but it's really made of soul wavelength so it only tastes slightly of alcohol.]

[motherofthesun]

[While fazed for a moment by the heat, the sheep seems quite upset over something else.]

No where near strong enough.

[pirateninja]

Not strong enough!? I'll show you not strong enough once I change back!

[The spilled drink bubbled some more as Morgan stewed over the whole being a glass thing and having her contents called weak, too.]

[motherofthesun]

You know where to get some good alcohol then?

[Obviously, two different conversations have just occurred.]

[pirateninja]

Who said anything about finding you alcohol!? I'm talking about turning you into a shish kabob!

[If this sheep has an owner, it'd better come and get her before Morgan managed to turn back to normal. It might be a good thing she's too angry to concentrate well.]

[motherofthesun]

Sounds delightful.

[The sheep chuckles and is about to tumble on her way, but pauses before taking a step. That white wolf Morgan was thinking about earlier, she arrives along with a white rat.] Mother! And Tachigami...

[A bleating hiccup. Amaterasu's ears drop and she coughs slightly. Yup, that's her daughter alright. No mistaking that smell]

Do you have something to drink?

[pirateninja]

Mother? [Did that drunk sheep just call that strange white dog its mother? And there's a rat, too?]

This sack of wool belongs to you!? [It might take Amaterasu a moment to figure out that demanding voice is coming from the glass rolling around on the sidewalk.]

[motherofthesun]

[Amaterasu does hear and figure out who it might be after a moment. Not pleased with what's been said though, she makes the small shot glass stand upright... well, upside down besides the red liquid.]

[pirateninja]

[And Morgan goes tumbling around a bit in the dark space inside her Weapon form as she's moved.]

Hey! What do you think you're doing!?

[motherofthesun]

[Just like with Lily the other day, her tail will swap and she'll help Morgan change back... just to cover her in black ink.]

[pirateninja]

[Morgan changes back in a flash of light and quickly ends up covered in inky splotches.]

Yuck! Stop that! Where's this ink coming from anyway!?

[motherofthesun]

[Amaterasu grins, satisfied with a ink splotches and the mustaches. Fabulous she must say. The sheep giggles and falls back. The rat sighs, wondering if they're done.]

[pirateninja]

Hey! Don't draw on my face!

[She tries to wipe away the mustache with a gloved hand but just makes it worse, smearing ink on more of her face.]

[motherofthesun]

[The wolf chuckles, but stops. All done so she turns to the Sheep, huffing.]

... Alright. Sorry about bumping into you. [The sheep licks its mouth] I don't get sober that often.

[pirateninja]

[Still futilely trying to wipe all the ink away as she stands up.]

Hmph. You drink that much? [Is there a special grog for sheep like there's banang for monkeys?]

[motherofthesun]

Yes.

[That answer is almost instantaneous as she lets out a breath, pink mist swirling around. Alcohol can make time seemingly slow down. Amaterasu and the rat wave claw and paw to bat it away.]

[pirateninja]

Ugh. Have you thought about using breath spray?

[Morgan pinches her nose and waves her other hand to get the fumes out of the way.]