soul_logs | EVENT: It's Like Jurrasic Park but with death puns

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EVENT: It's Like Jurrasic Park but with death puns

Characters: Everyone and anyone
Location: Anywhere in Death City!
Rating: PG-13
Time: July 19th
Description: Dinosaurs are everywhere.

As Spirit Said, sometime during the morning dinosaurs just started randomly appearing everywhere. The fact that they're small is good in that they aren't terribly dangerous, but bad in that they really can get into everything except the flower pot.

You might even find one in your cupboard. And it looks like one of them has BREW!

Go wrangle some dinosaurs and bring them back to Shibusen!

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[Surpass the gods? That's quite an ego!]

[But now she remembered! She'd seen him on that tour when she first got here but never actually talked to him. So, he'd be unlikely to remember her even if she weren't still a talking book.]

You're with those folks at the school, right? Where did all these critters come from anyway?

Does it really matter where they came from as long as I kick their ass?

[Well, she supposed that was more important at the moment. This was the second time one had run off with her today and the dang things were all over the place!]

I guess not. I just thought people from the school might have a better idea of what's going on.

None of that stuff is important enough for me to waste my time on.

[Looks like she asked the wrong person if she wanted answers... And the dinosaur seems to be recovering.]

Um, shouldn't you tie that thing up or put it in a cage or something before it runs away again?

[Kicking it.

Again.

Gotta check and see if it has what he wants, of course.]

What, do you want to keep it as a pet?

No. But it seems dangerous to have them running loose.

[And after a couple of tries, she finally manages to change back from book form to normal, her dress somewhat slobbery from dinosaur drool.]

If you're worried about it so bad, why don't you just keep it? No one is stopping you.

...Because I don't want a pet dinosaur. Especially not one that's liable to run away with me again!

If you could teach it to sit, I'd bet you'd take it as a pet.

I'm not interested in adding dinosaur taming to my list of talents. If I wanted a pet, I'd get a dog. Or a pig...

A dinosaur would make a better pet than a pig.

I'd prefer the pig; I had one back home. [Well, a shapeshifting gobgoyle that turned into a pig anyway...] Besides, a dinosaur doesn't seem like something you can keep in an apartment.

It's not that much bigger than a big dog. You can keep it inside.

But can you imagine the damage if it tries to run around like that? [Why are they even talking about this anyway?] If you think it would be such a great pet, why don't you keep it instead?