EVENT: It's Like Jurrasic Park but with death puns

[soul_mods]

Characters: Everyone and anyone
Location: Anywhere in Death City!
Rating: PG-13
Time: July 19th
Description: Dinosaurs are everywhere.



As Spirit Said, sometime during the morning dinosaurs just started randomly appearing everywhere. The fact that they're small is good in that they aren't terribly dangerous, but bad in that they really can get into everything except the flower pot.

You might even find one in your cupboard. And it looks like one of them has BREW!

Go wrangle some dinosaurs and bring them back to Shibusen!

Comments

[vintage_magic]

[Looks like she asked the wrong person if she wanted answers... And the dinosaur seems to be recovering.]

Um, shouldn't you tie that thing up or put it in a cage or something before it runs away again?

[onlystarabove]

[Kicking it.

Again.

Gotta check and see if it has what he wants, of course.]

What, do you want to keep it as a pet?

[vintage_magic]

No. But it seems dangerous to have them running loose.

[And after a couple of tries, she finally manages to change back from book form to normal, her dress somewhat slobbery from dinosaur drool.]

[onlystarabove]

If you're worried about it so bad, why don't you just keep it? No one is stopping you.

[vintage_magic]

...Because I don't want a pet dinosaur. Especially not one that's liable to run away with me again!

[onlystarabove]

If you could teach it to sit, I'd bet you'd take it as a pet.

[vintage_magic]

I'm not interested in adding dinosaur taming to my list of talents. If I wanted a pet, I'd get a dog. Or a pig...

[onlystarabove]

A dinosaur would make a better pet than a pig.

[vintage_magic]

I'd prefer the pig; I had one back home. [Well, a shapeshifting gobgoyle that turned into a pig anyway...] Besides, a dinosaur doesn't seem like something you can keep in an apartment.

[onlystarabove]

It's not that much bigger than a big dog. You can keep it inside.

[vintage_magic]

But can you imagine the damage if it tries to run around like that? [Why are they even talking about this anyway?] If you think it would be such a great pet, why don't you keep it instead?

[onlystarabove]

I'd rather eat it. I bet dinosaurs taste just like chicken.

[vintage_magic]

[And now she's staring in disbelief.]

Land sakes! Eat it? That doesn't sound safe!

[onlystarabove]

What's so unsafe about it?

[vintage_magic]

It's not as if anyone's had a chance to try before. What if it turned out to be toxic to humans?

[onlystarabove]

As if something like minor would make me not wanna do it.

[vintage_magic]

Something minor? If it turns out to be poisonous, it could possibly kill you!

[onlystarabove]

Kill you, maybe. Not me.

[vintage_magic]

...You sound a bit too confident about that last part. [How reckless was this kid anyway?]

[onlystarabove]

Wanna try me? I'll go find some bleach right now and drink it all!

[vintage_magic]

No. That's really not necessary! [How did they get from eating dinosaurs to drinking bleach?!] Why don't you find some rope instead?

[onlystarabove]

Whatever. Why don't you find ropes? I've got more dinosaurs to get.

[vintage_magic]

Fine. [She sighs in exasperation, not sure where she's going to get rope or what to do with the dinosaur after she ties it to a lamppost or something. But at least she seems to have dissuaded him from trying to eat the thing!]