EVENT: It's Like Jurrasic Park but with death puns

[soul_mods]

Characters: Everyone and anyone
Location: Anywhere in Death City!
Rating: PG-13
Time: July 19th
Description: Dinosaurs are everywhere.



As Spirit Said, sometime during the morning dinosaurs just started randomly appearing everywhere. The fact that they're small is good in that they aren't terribly dangerous, but bad in that they really can get into everything except the flower pot.

You might even find one in your cupboard. And it looks like one of them has BREW!

Go wrangle some dinosaurs and bring them back to Shibusen!

Comments

[vintage_magic]

[And now she's staring in disbelief.]

Land sakes! Eat it? That doesn't sound safe!

[onlystarabove]

What's so unsafe about it?

[vintage_magic]

It's not as if anyone's had a chance to try before. What if it turned out to be toxic to humans?

[onlystarabove]

As if something like minor would make me not wanna do it.

[vintage_magic]

Something minor? If it turns out to be poisonous, it could possibly kill you!

[onlystarabove]

Kill you, maybe. Not me.

[vintage_magic]

...You sound a bit too confident about that last part. [How reckless was this kid anyway?]

[onlystarabove]

Wanna try me? I'll go find some bleach right now and drink it all!

[vintage_magic]

No. That's really not necessary! [How did they get from eating dinosaurs to drinking bleach?!] Why don't you find some rope instead?

[onlystarabove]

Whatever. Why don't you find ropes? I've got more dinosaurs to get.

[vintage_magic]

Fine. [She sighs in exasperation, not sure where she's going to get rope or what to do with the dinosaur after she ties it to a lamppost or something. But at least she seems to have dissuaded him from trying to eat the thing!]