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[starfruitfrog]

Characters: Nanami & Keroro

Location: Deathbucks

Rating: G?

Time: June 4th, noon-ish

Description: A frog goes out to buy lunch, and ends up meeting a princess.





[Today finds Keroro at a Deathbucks near his stores, purchasing croissants to make sandwiches out of. Lunch was one of the most important meals of the day, after all.]

Please give me two dozen croissants, de arimasu!

[That was probably more than they needed, but he was certain the extra could be made into limited edition sandwiches for the lunch rush later on. He watches as the croissants are carefully put into a bag with tongs, the person working behind the counter making sure not to accidentally crush the flaky bread.]

Comments

[starfruitfrog]

I can work with him even while not liking him, de arimasu.

[morecowbell]

Well... good for you. [Touché frog, touché]

[starfruitfrog]

And if he tries anything, I have a plan in place.

[It's called 'Throw The Evil Spirit Off the Decision Making Team and Then Take Credit For All of His Ideas.'

[morecowbell]

Really? What kind of plan?

[Well all right, that probably won't backfire or anything.]

[starfruitfrog]

A back-up plan that will get rid of him using the power of peer pressure and money, de arimasu.

[Seeing as the other Bakura isn't actually paying for anything, Keroro will fight tooth and nail if he tries to stay. It's his money and reputation on the line here, after all.]

[morecowbell]

Peer pressure? Do you think something like that will actually affect him? He doesn't really hit me as the type. [She's not sure about the money because money is pretty darn important]

[starfruitfrog]

If he has no one on his side, trying to stay when all of us want to vote him off will just cause him to look whiny and desperate. He'll have no choice but to leave!

[......Isn't that just bullying, Keroro....?]

[morecowbell]

Or it could just make him angry and vengeful. [She points out while squatting down carefully tucking her skirt behind her knees so she's doesn't have to look down at him.]

[starfruitfrog]

[Keroro appreciates not having to crane his neck to look up at her, so they both benefit.]

He's just a spirit. He can't do anything, de arimasu.

[Nothing Keroro was worried about right now. He'd worry about it when that actually happened.]

[morecowbell]

"Either way, he's a dangerous guy, de arimasu." Or so you said. I find it interesting that you would warn me away while taking the risk yourself.

[starfruitfrog]

"Just because he's dangerous doesn't mean I have to be afraid."

When Bakura is nowhere near here.

[morecowbell]

You know little bit of fear is quite healthy. Also, what if I am under his influence and tell him about your little plan?

[Now she's just teasing him... but she is genuinely curious]

1/2

[starfruitfrog]

Then you won't leave this place alive.

[starfruitfrog]

Juuust kidding, de arimasu~

[Mostly.]

[morecowbell]

[Okay, she was pretty close to toppling over after the threat but she recovers quickly. As if she doesn't trust this guy enough already.]

Just so you know hurting people might be in the grey area for me but killing a frog alien or two in self defense is A-okay in my book.

[starfruitfrog]

I'm a person, de arimasu. And that was a joke, de arimasu.

A.

Joke.

[morecowbell]

[... he's a person... no he's not, he's an alien]

Ha. Ha. I was joking too. [But she's shaking her head no]

[starfruitfrog]

[As far as he's concerned, everyone is an alien when they're on a different planet or even a different universe. So Nanami is an alien too.

And he is not afraid!! (Not yet.)]

Where's the punchline then, de arimasu?

[morecowbell]

[keep it to yourself]

The punchline is that if you try to hurt me, you're going to get punched. Capiche?

[starfruitfrog]

But that's not funny at all, de arimasu.

[And as a self-proclaimed genius comedian, he knows funny.]

[morecowbell]

[this frog...]

I can see subtlety is lost on you.

[starfruitfrog]

I still don't get it, de arimasu.

[morecowbell]

It wasn't... [sigh] Never mind. Just know that I'll be watching you very closely from now on.

[starfruitfrog]

.........This isn't stalking, is it, de arimasu?

[morecowbell]

Oh please. As if I'd go out of my way to stalk you.