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[starfruitfrog]

Characters: Nanami & Keroro

Location: Deathbucks

Rating: G?

Time: June 4th, noon-ish

Description: A frog goes out to buy lunch, and ends up meeting a princess.





[Today finds Keroro at a Deathbucks near his stores, purchasing croissants to make sandwiches out of. Lunch was one of the most important meals of the day, after all.]

Please give me two dozen croissants, de arimasu!

[That was probably more than they needed, but he was certain the extra could be made into limited edition sandwiches for the lunch rush later on. He watches as the croissants are carefully put into a bag with tongs, the person working behind the counter making sure not to accidentally crush the flaky bread.]

Comments

[starfruitfrog]

Juuust kidding, de arimasu~

[Mostly.]

[morecowbell]

[Okay, she was pretty close to toppling over after the threat but she recovers quickly. As if she doesn't trust this guy enough already.]

Just so you know hurting people might be in the grey area for me but killing a frog alien or two in self defense is A-okay in my book.

[starfruitfrog]

I'm a person, de arimasu. And that was a joke, de arimasu.

A.

Joke.

[morecowbell]

[... he's a person... no he's not, he's an alien]

Ha. Ha. I was joking too. [But she's shaking her head no]

[starfruitfrog]

[As far as he's concerned, everyone is an alien when they're on a different planet or even a different universe. So Nanami is an alien too.

And he is not afraid!! (Not yet.)]

Where's the punchline then, de arimasu?

[morecowbell]

[keep it to yourself]

The punchline is that if you try to hurt me, you're going to get punched. Capiche?

[starfruitfrog]

But that's not funny at all, de arimasu.

[And as a self-proclaimed genius comedian, he knows funny.]

[morecowbell]

[this frog...]

I can see subtlety is lost on you.

[starfruitfrog]

I still don't get it, de arimasu.

[morecowbell]

It wasn't... [sigh] Never mind. Just know that I'll be watching you very closely from now on.

[starfruitfrog]

.........This isn't stalking, is it, de arimasu?

[morecowbell]

Oh please. As if I'd go out of my way to stalk you.

[starfruitfrog]

Then how are you going to watch me closely, de arimasu? Hire a private detective? Bribe one of my employees, de arimasu? If you're going to do that though, I wouldn't recommend Yamazaki. He's not very reliable.

[morecowbell]

No, I just meant when you're around, I don't really care what you do in your free time as long as it doesn't involve alien things that will affect me. And I don't even know who Yamamoto is.

[starfruitfrog]

But it's not like you'd know if it'll affect you, de arimasu. You won't be watching, de arimasu.

Oh, and it's not Yamamoto. It's Yamazaki.

[morecowbell]

It's like you want me to hire a private detective...

[starfruitfrog]

Why would I want that, de arimasu? I'm not a private detective. I don't even know a private detective, de arimasu.

[Actually he did, but he's not mentioning that guy here. He might appear.]

[morecowbell]

Because you're just giving out some pretty good ideas. Heck, if I'm lucky there's already someone already keeping an eye on you and I have some extra money to throw their way as extra incentive.

[starfruitfrog]

You mean...I may already have a stalker, de arimasu?!

[Sorry, Nanami, but I think the only ones who actively pay attention to what Keroro does are Eve and Giroro only...]

[morecowbell]

Oh I'd say it's more than likely.

[there really should be but it's okay as long as he thinks people are watching...]

[starfruitfrog]

[Well, he's from the anime version. Someone, somewhere is always watching him.]

It's because I'm a star, isn't it, de arimasu?

[morecowbell]

Yes, I'm sure that's it.

[this is dripping with so much sarcasm]

[starfruitfrog]

Then I guess that can't be helped, de arimasu.

[Don't be like that, Nanami. Not everyone can be a star. ;D]

[morecowbell]

Don't look now, I can see the paparazzi coming.

[Please, Keroro, she might as well be actual royalty where she comes from and a kiss from her will never make you a prince unfortunately.]

[starfruitfrog]

[Keroro actually turns and looks.]

Kero?

[Don't put the idea of a prince in his mind. It'll only end in hideousness.]