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[starfruitfrog]

Characters: Nanami & Keroro

Location: Deathbucks

Rating: G?

Time: June 4th, noon-ish

Description: A frog goes out to buy lunch, and ends up meeting a princess.





[Today finds Keroro at a Deathbucks near his stores, purchasing croissants to make sandwiches out of. Lunch was one of the most important meals of the day, after all.]

Please give me two dozen croissants, de arimasu!

[That was probably more than they needed, but he was certain the extra could be made into limited edition sandwiches for the lunch rush later on. He watches as the croissants are carefully put into a bag with tongs, the person working behind the counter making sure not to accidentally crush the flaky bread.]

Comments

[starfruitfrog]

Then I guess that can't be helped, de arimasu.

[Don't be like that, Nanami. Not everyone can be a star. ;D]

[morecowbell]

Don't look now, I can see the paparazzi coming.

[Please, Keroro, she might as well be actual royalty where she comes from and a kiss from her will never make you a prince unfortunately.]

[starfruitfrog]

[Keroro actually turns and looks.]

Kero?

[Don't put the idea of a prince in his mind. It'll only end in hideousness.]

[morecowbell]

[She stands with a haughty smile and fixes her skirt and tosses some tresses over her shoulder]

Just stay out of trouble. You got a name, Hollywood?


[or hilarity]

[starfruitfrog]

My name? My name is Keroro. Sergeant Keroro.

[And he would have been tossing his hair over his shoulder too. If he had hair. Or a wig.]

[morecowbell]

Sergeant... Keroro.

[An alien frog with a military title, now Nanami's sure she's seen everything.]

All right, well I better let you get back to... [she kind of just points around the general vicinity of the large bag he has] whatever it is you're doing with whatever it is you have in your bag there.

[starfruitfrog]

[She hasn't seen a planet of frogs with military titles.]

They're croissants. For...keroooo!

[And with that he's out the door. Because it was supposed to be for lunch.]

<3

[morecowbell]

[She recoils a bit at the sudden exclamation and he rushes out leaving her in a bewildered state.]

For Kero? I... I don't know what that means...

[But the door has already closed and he's long gone.]