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[starfruitfrog]

Characters: Nanami & Keroro

Location: Deathbucks

Rating: G?

Time: June 4th, noon-ish

Description: A frog goes out to buy lunch, and ends up meeting a princess.





[Today finds Keroro at a Deathbucks near his stores, purchasing croissants to make sandwiches out of. Lunch was one of the most important meals of the day, after all.]

Please give me two dozen croissants, de arimasu!

[That was probably more than they needed, but he was certain the extra could be made into limited edition sandwiches for the lunch rush later on. He watches as the croissants are carefully put into a bag with tongs, the person working behind the counter making sure not to accidentally crush the flaky bread.]

Comments

[starfruitfrog]

I still don't get it, de arimasu.

[morecowbell]

It wasn't... [sigh] Never mind. Just know that I'll be watching you very closely from now on.

[starfruitfrog]

.........This isn't stalking, is it, de arimasu?

[morecowbell]

Oh please. As if I'd go out of my way to stalk you.

[starfruitfrog]

Then how are you going to watch me closely, de arimasu? Hire a private detective? Bribe one of my employees, de arimasu? If you're going to do that though, I wouldn't recommend Yamazaki. He's not very reliable.

[morecowbell]

No, I just meant when you're around, I don't really care what you do in your free time as long as it doesn't involve alien things that will affect me. And I don't even know who Yamamoto is.

[starfruitfrog]

But it's not like you'd know if it'll affect you, de arimasu. You won't be watching, de arimasu.

Oh, and it's not Yamamoto. It's Yamazaki.

[morecowbell]

It's like you want me to hire a private detective...

[starfruitfrog]

Why would I want that, de arimasu? I'm not a private detective. I don't even know a private detective, de arimasu.

[Actually he did, but he's not mentioning that guy here. He might appear.]

[morecowbell]

Because you're just giving out some pretty good ideas. Heck, if I'm lucky there's already someone already keeping an eye on you and I have some extra money to throw their way as extra incentive.

[starfruitfrog]

You mean...I may already have a stalker, de arimasu?!

[Sorry, Nanami, but I think the only ones who actively pay attention to what Keroro does are Eve and Giroro only...]

[morecowbell]

Oh I'd say it's more than likely.

[there really should be but it's okay as long as he thinks people are watching...]

[starfruitfrog]

[Well, he's from the anime version. Someone, somewhere is always watching him.]

It's because I'm a star, isn't it, de arimasu?

[morecowbell]

Yes, I'm sure that's it.

[this is dripping with so much sarcasm]

[starfruitfrog]

Then I guess that can't be helped, de arimasu.

[Don't be like that, Nanami. Not everyone can be a star. ;D]

[morecowbell]

Don't look now, I can see the paparazzi coming.

[Please, Keroro, she might as well be actual royalty where she comes from and a kiss from her will never make you a prince unfortunately.]

[starfruitfrog]

[Keroro actually turns and looks.]

Kero?

[Don't put the idea of a prince in his mind. It'll only end in hideousness.]

[morecowbell]

[She stands with a haughty smile and fixes her skirt and tosses some tresses over her shoulder]

Just stay out of trouble. You got a name, Hollywood?


[or hilarity]

[starfruitfrog]

My name? My name is Keroro. Sergeant Keroro.

[And he would have been tossing his hair over his shoulder too. If he had hair. Or a wig.]

[morecowbell]

Sergeant... Keroro.

[An alien frog with a military title, now Nanami's sure she's seen everything.]

All right, well I better let you get back to... [she kind of just points around the general vicinity of the large bag he has] whatever it is you're doing with whatever it is you have in your bag there.

[starfruitfrog]

[She hasn't seen a planet of frogs with military titles.]

They're croissants. For...keroooo!

[And with that he's out the door. Because it was supposed to be for lunch.]

<3

[morecowbell]

[She recoils a bit at the sudden exclamation and he rushes out leaving her in a bewildered state.]

For Kero? I... I don't know what that means...

[But the door has already closed and he's long gone.]