[Closed] Mission 158c

[3rdbest]

Characters: Matt and Sollux
Location: Australia
Rating: PG
Time: 6th May
Description: Investigators have reported a dramatic increase of Kishin Egg attacks throughout the whole east/south-eastern side of Australia. Attacks have been mainly in unpopulated areas throughout those areas, but have gradually been moving towards more densely populated regions. Reports confirm what the locals known as drop bears being the culprit behind the attacks, and have warned how vicious the bears can be. Shibusen agents are urged to be extra vigilant on these missions as these monsters method of claiming victims is to drop down on them from above.


[ Alright, mission time. In Australia. Actually, Matt has never been to Australia, but he knows plenty about it. For example- ] Did you know Australia is the continent made to kill humans. Pretty much everything kills you except rocks. And it has the most poisonous animals in the world.

[ aka, Matt hates this mission already. Considering his record of getting bitten by animals during missions, this isn't a good place to be. ]

But here he is, in Australia, stalking kishin eggs called "bear drops": koalas who jump down from trees onto their enemies. Uh. Even Koalas can kill you, it seems. ]

Comments

[silicomb]

[ he's learned about enough not to drop or fumble with Matt's weapon form right off the bat, at least. instead, he hefts the gun with some semblance of competence and confidence and preens a little at himself. ]

Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.

[ intoned as he fires at a sturdy-looking tree, opening the first of what he hopes will be many portals.

god he hates this continent. ]

And if they miss the damn thing? What then?

[3rdbest]

I still can shoot bullets.

So I guess- fire at the thing? [ Matt looks around and since they aren't in eminent danger yet, he is allowed to go silent for a second there, to focus on their resonance, in hopes to make it stronger. ]

[silicomb]

Works for me. I'll treat you to a new carton of cancer twigs if you get out of this bite-free.

[ he says it jokingly, a little more than distracted as his attention snaps onto their resonation in kind. not so bad, now was it? ]

[3rdbest]

I might buy you a beer if you don't get jumped by a koala. [ he chuckles ]

Let's go.