The oh-so-OPEN housewarming party assault log

[spandexisyouth]

Characters: Karkat, Gai, and anyone and everyone who drops by!
Location: Karkat's new 'hivething.'
Rating: PG?
Time: Afternoon
Description: Karkat is moving. Gai wants to cheer up his perpetually grumpy friend. Anyone can have seen Gai's post on the network and drop by.



It didn't take many stealth skills at all to plan this party. The filters on the devices made things very easy, and with the labor as greatly divided as it was Gai didn't even have to haul a whole bunch of stuff to where Karkat would be moving in.

Picking the lock was the work of moments and then Gai was in the apartment, starting to set up. Soon others would join him to help prepare, and hopefully Karkat would be slow enough in returning that he would only come when everything was ready. Gai would hope, at least.


[ooc: Feel free to set up more headers/threads than the three I've put here for convenience!]

Comments

[dungenessmaster]

[he just gives her this long, dry look once he sees what he was given. Oh, Fef. he finds a convenient flat surface nearby and sets the lights aside.]

I'm still working on my opinion about it, but I'm pretty sure I'm gonna go with hating it just to be safe.

[redefinescull.livejournal.com]

[Well-- it's Feferi! She thought he'd enjoy the fish lights since she loves them to death.]

You always seam to hate everything at first!

[dungenessmaster]

[that she thought of him is kind of... okay, he guesses, but he has no idea what to even do with the lights. wait did she just say "seam"?]

...How the fuck did you work a fish pun into a goddamn homonym? I know you're sort of the pun artist of the group, you and Nepeta, but that shouldn't even be possible.

[redefinescull.livejournal.com]

It sounded like it would work, Karcrab! [A few giggleglubs--] It is something that I made possible, although maybe that was going a little overboard.

[dungenessmaster]

It wouldn't be you if it weren't completely overboard, though. You've never been one for reeling it in, and before you ask, yes that was a water pun, and yes I hate myself for saying it.

[redefinescull.livejournal.com]

Wow, Krabsnack! I didn't know you could pun like you had a porpoise doing it until now! [She grins.] It would be boring if I reeled in the puns.

[dungenessmaster]

Yeah right, more like we would have a conversation that didn't end in me wishing you still had your double trident so I could jam one end into my goddamn face. What's even the point of the puns?

[redefinescull.livejournal.com]

They're fun! And it's especially satisfying when I can find a porpoise for a whopper of a pun!

1/2

[dungenessmaster]

[this face.]

2/2

[dungenessmaster]

I think we need to just walk away from the pun business, because I'm never going to see the appeal and you're clearly not stopping anytime soon.

[redefinescull.livejournal.com]

[Okay, just. Laughing.]

Okay, Krabcatch! If you say so. I do think you should try making crab puns sometime, though!