The oh-so-OPEN housewarming party assault log

[spandexisyouth]

Characters: Karkat, Gai, and anyone and everyone who drops by!
Location: Karkat's new 'hivething.'
Rating: PG?
Time: Afternoon
Description: Karkat is moving. Gai wants to cheer up his perpetually grumpy friend. Anyone can have seen Gai's post on the network and drop by.



It didn't take many stealth skills at all to plan this party. The filters on the devices made things very easy, and with the labor as greatly divided as it was Gai didn't even have to haul a whole bunch of stuff to where Karkat would be moving in.

Picking the lock was the work of moments and then Gai was in the apartment, starting to set up. Soon others would join him to help prepare, and hopefully Karkat would be slow enough in returning that he would only come when everything was ready. Gai would hope, at least.


[ooc: Feel free to set up more headers/threads than the three I've put here for convenience!]

Comments

[dungenessmaster]

Lies. Your nutrition block is where ingredients go to die.

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

I made fried...uh, well it was a bird, I'm not sure what kind! But I didn't burn it at all.

[dungenessmaster]

You ate something without knowing what it was? I thought only Gamzee and Nepeta did that.

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

Well, Cheshire brought it to me, it would've been impolite to throw it away...

[dungenessmaster]

That's got to be the most disgusting thing you've ever done. What the hell, what if it was some filthy thing he dragged out of the sewers?

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

I have no idea! It was cooked so I figured it would be fine. Bacteria die at high temperatures.

[dungenessmaster]

Jesus fuck, Jade, sometimes I swear it's like you're trying to tempt your human Darwin-thing into removing you from the gene pool completely. Don't fucking eat weird things that looneyblock furbeasts drag to you, especially not ones that think partnering with backstabbing psychotrolls is a good thing!

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

I am not! Besides, I think it was from the park. And just because Cheshire is partnered with a mean person doesn't mean that he's bad.

[dungenessmaster]

He's just a cat, it's not like he knows how maggotyfuck fruitloops she can be.

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

Maggotyfuck...fruitloops?

[ Giggling. So hard. ]

[dungenessmaster]

[judging. just as hard.]

Laugh all you want, we all know how goddamn hilarious I am when I'm right, but you know what I'm talking about. Shit, didn't she even use the damn cat against you already?

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

[ The laughter stops. ]

I don't really talk about it, okay? I mean, it's healing, or it's already a scar, it's just the inside. But...it wasn't Cheshire's fault.

[dungenessmaster]

I'm just saying, Weapons aren't just brainless tools, we can't be used if we don't fucking want to, and the cat made choices. But fine, we'll stick to other topics, like how I cannot even fucking believe your species is so eager to turn any tiny accomplishment into a party that they'd pull a stunt like this. Who does this?

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

I know that! He apologized, so I forgive him.

And I don't really know! I just got an invite over the network.

[dungenessmaster]

I guess he figured I'd barricade the door and booby trap the hall if I'd known the stampede was coming.

Which is true.

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

Why would the stampede be coming? Oh. Because we're all here?