The oh-so-OPEN housewarming party assault log

[spandexisyouth]

Characters: Karkat, Gai, and anyone and everyone who drops by!
Location: Karkat's new 'hivething.'
Rating: PG?
Time: Afternoon
Description: Karkat is moving. Gai wants to cheer up his perpetually grumpy friend. Anyone can have seen Gai's post on the network and drop by.



It didn't take many stealth skills at all to plan this party. The filters on the devices made things very easy, and with the labor as greatly divided as it was Gai didn't even have to haul a whole bunch of stuff to where Karkat would be moving in.

Picking the lock was the work of moments and then Gai was in the apartment, starting to set up. Soon others would join him to help prepare, and hopefully Karkat would be slow enough in returning that he would only come when everything was ready. Gai would hope, at least.


[ooc: Feel free to set up more headers/threads than the three I've put here for convenience!]

Comments

[novelvision.livejournal.com]

Are you even supposed to be out yet, Phoenix-san? [Whatever concerned expression Katsura has on his face disappears when he turns to look at Gintoki, very convinced that something he doesn't like has happened.]

Don't be silly, Gintoki. The bond between a servant and his master is worth far more than your eye, and since when did you start to care about people liking you anyway? Speaking about liking, I think I would like to know where did you find that book. It looks suspiciously like my book.

[thirteenthace.livejournal.com]

No, but a little fresh air never hurts anybody. [Says this all with a smile as he settles on a chair besides the duo, listening to their banter for a moment.]

Who are we talking about now?

[silvershamurai.livejournal.com]

[Have a flat look, Katsura.] It's always about you, isn't it? "That looks like my book". "Where's my pudding?". "I am not a wig". This might be why your only friend is a duck. Who, by the way, still isn't here. [Then he adds as an afterthought.] You wig.

[One might notice Gintoki's demeanour change from mildly annoyed to his usual dead-fish stare as he addresses Phoenix.] Koujuuro and Masamune. Heard of them? Anyway, they're usually together. Master and retainer, and all that.

[novelvision.livejournal.com]

I don't care about that, it still looks like my book. And don't mind him, Phoenix-san. Gintoki's had this weird and disturbing obsession with Sengoku-era samurai for some time now even though it's painfully clear that he's not studying them as potential role models.

[thirteenthace.livejournal.com]

Oh, you mean Mister Katakura? I've spoken to him on a number of occasions before. [...] I also know of Date Masamune, although I've never really met him before.

[That would be selfcesting.]

[silvershamurai.livejournal.com]

And I don't care about that. It's not your book. Even if it was, you'd steal it from a kid? That's low, Zura. That's so low.

[He'll be turning his attention to Phoenix now.] You've spoken to Koujuurou, and he doesn't scare you? Why is he so hostile with me? You're a bum like I am! This is discrimination, oi!

[novelvision.livejournal.com]

No, what's low is that you'd accuse me of stealing when you obviously took that book from my shelf![That being said, Katsura is keeping his voice low so as to not spoil the party. He'll chew Gintoki out when they go back. :|]

And with all due respect, Phoenix-san has better manners than you do and he doesn't dig his nose in public. He's not discriminating against you because you're a bum, he's discriminating against you because you're a rude and vulgar bum.

[...when they go back? Oops, he forgot about that.]

[thirteenthace.livejournal.com]

[Have a blink, Gintoki.]

Why would Mister Katakura scare me? [Juuust a bit amused here now.] In fact, I find him quite pleasant company to be with.

[And besides, Phoenix has seen scarier people.]