The oh-so-OPEN housewarming party assault log

[spandexisyouth]

Characters: Karkat, Gai, and anyone and everyone who drops by!
Location: Karkat's new 'hivething.'
Rating: PG?
Time: Afternoon
Description: Karkat is moving. Gai wants to cheer up his perpetually grumpy friend. Anyone can have seen Gai's post on the network and drop by.



It didn't take many stealth skills at all to plan this party. The filters on the devices made things very easy, and with the labor as greatly divided as it was Gai didn't even have to haul a whole bunch of stuff to where Karkat would be moving in.

Picking the lock was the work of moments and then Gai was in the apartment, starting to set up. Soon others would join him to help prepare, and hopefully Karkat would be slow enough in returning that he would only come when everything was ready. Gai would hope, at least.


[ooc: Feel free to set up more headers/threads than the three I've put here for convenience!]

Comments

i think you mean makes your life better

[cursedwithagift]

[HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL YOU ME BEING CRAZY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS CONVERSATION

NOW MOVE OVER SO I CAN SHOW YOU THE DAMAGE IN YOUR BEDROOM

AND THEN FIX IT. WITH BLEACH.]

no I was pretty much right the first time

[dungenessmaster]

[THERE WAS NOBODY EVEN IN MY BLOCK, NOT EVEN ME

GET THE FUCK OUT]

you were never right ever at all

[cursedwithagift]

[NOBODY EXCEPT DIRT AND GERMS

I AM NOT LEAVING UNTIL THIS PLACE HAS BEEN CLEANSED]

[dungenessmaster]

[IT'S BEEN TEN HOURS IT'S NOT GETTING MUCH CLEANER]

[cursedwithagift]

[HOW LITTLE YOU KNOW

I CAN GO FOR ANOTHER SIX AT LEAST]

[dungenessmaster]

[CLEAN YOUR OWN HIVE THEN, I THINK THIS ONE'S ABOUT GOOD]

[cursedwithagift]

[I CLEANED MINE BEFORE I CAME OVER I'M GOOD]

[dungenessmaster]

[HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF ENTROPY, THERE'S ALREADY A LAYER OF DUST AND SAND AND SHIT ALL OVER IT ALREADY]

[cursedwithagift]

[YEAH BUT I'VE GOT THIS ON A SCHEDULE

I CLEAN AGAIN AROUND TWO AM TO KEEP THE CYCLES EVEN]

[dungenessmaster]

[LOOK THIS HAS GOT TO STOP

YOU WON'T BE THE FIRST ASSHOLE HE'S CHUCKED OUT OF HERE

TODAY]

[cursedwithagift]

[HE REALLY DOESN'T CARE WHAT YOU'VE BEEN THROWING

IT'S NOT GOING TO BE HIM, THAT'S ALL]

[dungenessmaster]

[DO NOT TEST THE MIGHT OF AN ANGRY TROLL

EVEN IF HE IS ONLY SIX]

[cursedwithagift]

[HE'S TESTED THE MIGHT OF TWO ANGRY COUNTRIES ALREADY AND COME OUT THE WINNER

HE'S REALLY NOT WORRIED HERE]

[dungenessmaster]

[COUNTRIES? MORE LIKE STUPID CRAZY HUMANS UNDER A MASS DELUSION.

THERE'S JUST NO COMPARISON.]

[cursedwithagift]

[YOU'RE RIGHT. AT LEAST THEY REACHED MY FACE.]

[dungenessmaster]

[THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT I JUST HAVE A LITTLE MORE GROWING TO DO]

[cursedwithagift]

[YOU'RE GOING TO NEED SOME MIRACLE-GRO IF YOU'RE WAITING ON A GROWTH SPURT TO HELP YOU OUT]

[dungenessmaster]

[GOD DAMMIT WE'RE NOT PLANT LIFE! JUST GIVE IT A COUPLE OF SWEEPS, YOU'LL BE FUCKING SORRY.]

[cursedwithagift]

[IF YOU WERE PLANTS I COULD KEEP YOU SYMMETRICAL AND CLEAN. ALAS.

BESIDES I'M ALL READY SORRY. I'M ALWAYS SORRY.]

[dungenessmaster]

[NOT SORRY ENOUGH TO LEAVE, CLEARLY.]

[cursedwithagift]

[MY SELF-LOATHING HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE STATE OF YOUR ROOM]