The oh-so-OPEN housewarming party assault log

[spandexisyouth]

Characters: Karkat, Gai, and anyone and everyone who drops by!
Location: Karkat's new 'hivething.'
Rating: PG?
Time: Afternoon
Description: Karkat is moving. Gai wants to cheer up his perpetually grumpy friend. Anyone can have seen Gai's post on the network and drop by.



It didn't take many stealth skills at all to plan this party. The filters on the devices made things very easy, and with the labor as greatly divided as it was Gai didn't even have to haul a whole bunch of stuff to where Karkat would be moving in.

Picking the lock was the work of moments and then Gai was in the apartment, starting to set up. Soon others would join him to help prepare, and hopefully Karkat would be slow enough in returning that he would only come when everything was ready. Gai would hope, at least.


[ooc: Feel free to set up more headers/threads than the three I've put here for convenience!]

Comments

[dungenessmaster]

Yeah, okay, we get it. You're shithive and you don't have anything better to do but hope it spreads. Don't you ever have anything else to say?

[nocathere.livejournal.com]

I say quite a lot to those who have something to say! Quite a lot that might even get called logical! Logic is madness in Wonderland.

[dungenessmaster]

Yeah right, like you've said one lucid thing since you showed up here. And what the hell kind of name is Wonderland? It sounds like someone got giddy in sopor slime and just started making shit up as they went along.

[nocathere.livejournal.com]

That sounds an apt description!

[Make that two things, Karkat.]

[dungenessmaster]

[yeah, he doesn't know how to handle that at all.]

Why do you keep bothering me, anyway? Can't you tell when someone doesn't want to talk to you?

[nocathere.livejournal.com]

Those can be those most fun people to talk to. You never know what might be said!

[dungenessmaster]

Well, I'm not giving you the satisfaction, so go back to trolling Vriska, you damn fur clot.

[nocathere.livejournal.com]

[His fur slicked back with an invisible roll of his skin and Cheshire shifted into a better posture. He is not a fur clot. Humph.]

I'd rather hear what you've to say.

[Cheshire is trying to be frieeends~!]

[dungenessmaster]

[nooo Karkat does not want any of these, how you say, friends. also he's instantly suspicious. what's this cat's deal?]

About what?

[nocathere.livejournal.com]

Anything. You're no fun when you're like Lust. [He means standoffishly quiet, not anything else that might imply. Of course he offers nothing that might suggest that.]

Even the Queen of Spades is more fun silent!

[dungenessmaster]

What the hell, I'm not silent! We've been arguing forever, I mean what, did you miss the part where I've been standing here tolerating your endless torrent of giggly shithive riddles in a show of patience so goddamn magnanimous that it's a wonder I haven't been sainted yet?

[nocathere.livejournal.com]

You've been arguing rather than saying anything.

[dungenessmaster]

I've said plenty of things, you're just a damn cat and you have no idea what you're talking about.

[nocathere.livejournal.com]

I'm a Cheshire cat, and I'm the only one who seems to know what I'm talking about. It's just logic really, and it's not my fault if you can't follow.