The oh-so-OPEN housewarming party assault log

[spandexisyouth]

Characters: Karkat, Gai, and anyone and everyone who drops by!
Location: Karkat's new 'hivething.'
Rating: PG?
Time: Afternoon
Description: Karkat is moving. Gai wants to cheer up his perpetually grumpy friend. Anyone can have seen Gai's post on the network and drop by.



It didn't take many stealth skills at all to plan this party. The filters on the devices made things very easy, and with the labor as greatly divided as it was Gai didn't even have to haul a whole bunch of stuff to where Karkat would be moving in.

Picking the lock was the work of moments and then Gai was in the apartment, starting to set up. Soon others would join him to help prepare, and hopefully Karkat would be slow enough in returning that he would only come when everything was ready. Gai would hope, at least.


[ooc: Feel free to set up more headers/threads than the three I've put here for convenience!]

Comments

[just-0k.livejournal.com]

[And there he is.............. the man of the hour (geddit). Aradia is giggling.]

Welcome home, Karkat!

[dungenessmaster]

[Get out. 8| no but seriously, Karkat just sort of nods, looking like he's still lost and trying to decide how mad he should be.]

Oh my god, not you too!

[just-0k.livejournal.com]

[0u0 is pretty much the only face that can describe what Aradia looks like right now.]

Isn't it fun, though?

[dungenessmaster]

[but that looks stupid. D:B]

There are noisy people all over my hive, making messes and pestering me about how awesome everything is when all I did was switch locations, so no! I don't have time to be indulging in all these weird human traditions, god damn it, I wanted to get my shit unpacked and this place organized before work!

[just-0k.livejournal.com]

[but we CREATED IT!!!]

Enjoy it! Gai and the others spent their time preparing this for you.

[dungenessmaster]

Yeah, well.

[he's still grumpy. who's surprised?]

I didn't fucking ask for anyone to make a fuss.

[just-0k.livejournal.com]

They wanted to make a fuss! It's not like you don't deserve it.

[dungenessmaster]

[Karkat makes a grumpy noise, but at the same time he seems a bit mollified. free food/liquor or not, there are an awful lot of people he knows here.

but he's Karkat, so he can't be totally pleased about this development.]

I don't deserve to have to clean up all this crap after everyone fucks off, either.

[just-0k.livejournal.com]

There will be some who will stay.

[dungenessmaster]

How do you know, are you still psychic or something?

[yeah he knows the answer to that. still grumpy, remember.]

[just-0k.livejournal.com]

Well, they wouldn't just set up a party for you and then make you clean it up, would they? That's not in human culture.

[She's done a lot of research 0k?]

[dungenessmaster]

[well, he can't argue with that.]

Yeah, okay, that makes some sort of weird human sense. I guess sometimes they are weirdly... helpful as a species. I don't get it.

[just-0k.livejournal.com]

I think it's great.

[dungenessmaster]

I think they're up to something. They're probably trying to get us to drop our guard.

[just-0k.livejournal.com]

No, it's just out of the kindness of their cardiovascular muscle!

[dungenessmaster]

Actually, I think everyone just came here because they wanted free cake. Hell, if that's the way it is, all they have to do is ask Prussia. I figured everyone knew that by now.

[just-0k.livejournal.com]

Is that the one who always boasts about himself on the network?

[dungenessmaster]

That's him. He likes to pretend he's a troll and fuck it up beyond all reason, then talk about how awesome he is. It's like some sort of mental block. He can't tell when people hate him.

[just-0k.livejournal.com]

[Hahahaha!]

In this world it's good to have a positive attitude.