i'm going to californiaaa!

[excali-fornia.livejournal.com]

Characters: Excalibro [excali_fornia] (technically) and YOU.
Location: Nocturne Bazaar!
Rating: Eeeh, PG? PG-13? Depending on how deep into his tales he goes.
Time: Afternoon? On the first day.
Description: Excalibur has his own game booth at the festival! Have at it, citizens. Kesese.




[Amongst all of the crowded game and food booths, there is one in particular that stands out compared to the rest. Why does it stand out? ...Simply because there is no one there, almost as if the booth itself is emitting an aura that no one in Death City wants to ever witness again. There are no lines at this booth. Only music, and an announcer shouting out at the pedestrians.]

YOU THERE! Fool! Do you think if you try this game you will win a prize?

[The music that plays in the background at the booth can be recognized by a faint Excalibuuuur. The booth itself seems as though there is no one managing it. Some prizes on the wall include what look like white, plastic canes, books with yellow binding, golden sword in the stone models (which are actually solid chocolate! It's a miracle they're not melting in this heat!), plushies of various sizes, and white top hats. Have at it!]



[ooc; except I am going to sleep because I have an extreme headache, so I will tag later!]

Comments

[excali-fornia.livejournal.com]

FOOL!

Is that a challenge?

[vctryatthedisco.livejournal.com]

Sure, why not, it's a challenge. I challenge you to put on some freaking pants!

[excali-fornia.livejournal.com]

[Hmph!]

I have overcome many challenges in my day. Will you overcome this one, fool?

[vctryatthedisco.livejournal.com]

...What, putting on pants? Dude, I'm wearing pants already.

1/2

[excali-fornia.livejournal.com]

FOOL! Pants have nothing to do with this task!

You will come and participate in this game! Unless..

2/2

[excali-fornia.livejournal.com]

You would like to hear my legend?

[vctryatthedisco.livejournal.com]

Does your legend have anything to do with why you don't wear pants?

I can spell B|

[excali-fornia.livejournal.com]

FOOL! My legend began in the twelfth century. I was the head of many establishments, similar to the Nocturne Bazaar.

Among the events held at such establishments there was one in particular that generated almost infinite fame and fortune. This was.... a ballet. A ballet like no other! Composed by Reuental himself, this ballet was called....



12th Century Cure.


[Dramatic pause.]

[vctryatthedisco.livejournal.com]

So, like...you're a ballet dancer. Is that why you don't wear pants?

[excali-fornia.livejournal.com]

[Still dramatic pausing. He's not even paying attention to you, Junpei.]

[vctryatthedisco.livejournal.com]

[Maybe it's a robot and it's broken. Maybe it needs to be kicked.]

...'Kay. Cool story, dude.

[excali-fornia.livejournal.com]

Fool.

Do you see my hat? [he leans forward for emphasis.]

[vctryatthedisco.livejournal.com]

Yep. It's a pretty fancy hat.

[excali-fornia.livejournal.com]

What material do you think this hat is made from?

[very serious.]

[vctryatthedisco.livejournal.com]

...Cloth? Cardboard?