[ OPEN ] Farewell My Beautiful Summer

[nolicenseyet]

Characters: Keroro, Eve and anyone else in Metokkori R and the Hikan Cafe
Location: the Hikan Cafe and Metokkori R
Rating: G...unless you bring something higher with you.
Time: August 15th and onwards!
Description: Let's send off summer in style! And by that we mean parfaits.

For a while now, some flyers have been floating around advertising the Hikan Cafe's 'Farewell My Beautiful Summer Extravagenza!'. On it there are the silhouettes of ten parfaits with a large question mark on each. There's one more on the bottom with the words, 'NOMINATE A CHALLENGER!' written on top in bright and bold letters.

Besides that there's a date: coming to the Hikan Cafe on August 15!

When the day of the reveal finally came, the flyer on the Hikan Cafe's door was replaced with a fully coloured poster. At each table you will find a smaller, laminated copy as a special menu.

Let's enjoy the end of the summer, guys!

((OOC: Feel free to state whether your thread is open or closed!))

Comments

Ack, sorry! I completely missed this tag! orz

[starfruitfrog]

Of course I don't, de arimasu. That would be dumb. The one who thinks they're scary is Giroro.

[Keroro thinks a broken Gundam is much scarier.]

it's okay, don't sweat it!!

[unbreakably]

Then why does he think they're scary?! C'mon, you can't just say that and then not give all the details, I'm curious now! [ Says the guy who was afraid of a turtle.. ]

;u;

[starfruitfrog]

I don't know, de arimasu. He's never said anything about it.

[Probably because Keroro would have teased him mercilessly, regardless of his reason.]

All I know is that he screams even if he thinks there may be sea cucumbers somewhere nearby. [He knows this from experience.]

[unbreakably]

Man, now I'll forever be curious.. [ The mystery of the sea cucumbers. ]

I guess he's at least lucky since it's not like there's constantly sea cucumbers everywhere, huh?

[starfruitfrog]

Well, if you want we could always tie him down and dangle a sea cucumber in front of him till he explains himself, de arimasu.

[Or passes out from fear. Either way works.]

Besides, he's also afraid of ghosts. And ghosts could be everywhere, de arimasu. I should tell him that one of these days, de arimasu.

[Keroro is really an exemplary leader. Really.]

[unbreakably]

[ Keroro... at least Josuke can't really scold him for the latter half since it sounds like something he'd pull on one of his friends, really.. even though it'd be meant as an innocent dumb teenage prank. ]

Man, isn't that torture?! [ The first part, that is. And although Josuke's done torture-level stuff before, it was only on people who deserved it, there's a difference.. ]

1/2

[starfruitfrog]

[starfruitfrog]

No. It helps build character, de arimasu.

[And also Keroro thinks it would be hilarious. Besides, Keroro still remembers that time when Giroro shoved that grenade in his mouth back in the first episodes. Just because Keronians are resilient and he survived it perfectly fine is no reason to not use that for petty revenge. Never forget, never forgive!]

[unbreakably]

It's totally torture!

[ This seals the deal, obviously the.. frog.. thingies.. aliens.. are not entirely sane. Or approve of random torture. ]

Not even any parent would say that to their kid!

[starfruitfrog]

[Josuke obviously has the wrong kind of parents.]

Giroro's dad would.

[Then again, Keronian parents tended to have a sink or swim philosophy in raising their kids. Keronians in general did everything with a sink or swim philosophy. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, after all.]

[unbreakably]

[ Well, his grandfather thought it was a good idea to press a gun against Josuke's head, he sort of counts even if he's not a parent.. ]

.. Really?! Mom can be pretty harsh sometimes, but there's no way she'd do that.. I think!

[starfruitfrog]

[Was it a loaded gun, though? Because Keronian parents would probably point loaded guns at their kids' heads. They probably wouldn't fire them though, because that would be Terrible Parenting.]

You...think?

[unbreakably]

I dunno, she can be pretty damn scary sometimes!

[ .. wait, hold on a second-- ] F-forget I ever said that!

1/2

[starfruitfrog]

[Oh?]

[starfruitfrog]

Of course, de arimasu! Let's just pretend it never happened, de arimasu!

[unbreakably]

[ .. Huh. He didn't expect that reaction exactly, so Josuke slowly blinks.. ]

Really? You're gonna give in that easily?

[starfruitfrog]

What are you talking about, de arimasu? What do you think I am? Someone that would take advantage of someone's weakness and use it to my disadvantage so I can have a trump card up my sleeve in case I'll ever need it?

[Keroro's smile almost sparkles with innocence and cheerfulness.]



I wouldn't do that, de arimasu.

[unbreakably]

Ah, that's great to hear! What a relief, I just thought you..

[ ... it's slowly dawning upon him. Slowly. Give him a moment here before he starts to smile a little less and frown a little more. ]

.. wait, why is all of that so specific?!

[starfruitfrog]

Is it?

I just wanted to give you a good point of reference, de arimasu!

[unbreakably]

Well, if you say so.. but I'm gonna keep my eye on you from now on, got it?

[starfruitfrog]

[So scary, Josuke.]

Got it, de arimasu~