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soul_logs2014-01-27 03:42 pm
prosecutory) wrote in soul_logs2014-01-27 03:42 pm
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DEERly beloved, we are gathered here today... [CLOSED]
Characters: Genesis Rhapsodos and Miles Edgeworth. Eligible hot hardworking bachelors with mad sword skills, etc.
Location: Oklahoma
Rating: PG because killing things.
Time: August 9, all day erryday
Description: There's a half-deer lady who hates going stag so she lures men to her and then does a dance of death over their poor pitiful bodies. Our dynamic duo won't stand for this! And they're not going to be swayed by her charms.
[After Auste is done pulling out all the puns, let us check in on our gorgeous guys making their way toward the forest where men were supposedly drawn into the Deer Woman's lair and then kicked and trampled to death. Honestly, Edgeworth is more appalled by the fact that men would allow themselves to be wrapped around a (supernatural) woman's little finger like that without thinking, but then again, she was a kishin, and those men were most likely not students of Shibusen.
Still, it wouldn't kill people to have a Recognizing Kishin Eggs 101 class along with some self-defense courses, would it?]
Hmph. Would it be too much trouble for these men to be more circumspect with their affairs? [Sorry, dead men. But Edgeworth is still more than willing to end the Deer Woman's reign of terror so at least he's on your side?]
Location: Oklahoma
Rating: PG because killing things.
Time: August 9, all day erryday
Description: There's a half-deer lady who hates going stag so she lures men to her and then does a dance of death over their poor pitiful bodies. Our dynamic duo won't stand for this! And they're not going to be swayed by her charms.
[After Auste is done pulling out all the puns, let us check in on our gorgeous guys making their way toward the forest where men were supposedly drawn into the Deer Woman's lair and then kicked and trampled to death. Honestly, Edgeworth is more appalled by the fact that men would allow themselves to be wrapped around a (supernatural) woman's little finger like that without thinking, but then again, she was a kishin, and those men were most likely not students of Shibusen.
Still, it wouldn't kill people to have a Recognizing Kishin Eggs 101 class along with some self-defense courses, would it?]
Hmph. Would it be too much trouble for these men to be more circumspect with their affairs? [Sorry, dead men. But Edgeworth is still more than willing to end the Deer Woman's reign of terror so at least he's on your side?]
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[Genesis had to admit that this had to be one of the most brutal. Probably next to that time they had to deal with poison slugs and there were three of them to take down.]
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He stares at the Weapon.]
Were you expecting a more glamorous result?
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Well, I've always thought that graceful defeats were the best. But no use complaining. Our job here is done.
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[A shrug.
MISSION END?]
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