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[sneakthatshit]

Characters: Snake and Raiden
Location: Raiden's apartment
Rating: PG-13 because Raiden needs to wash his mouth with soap.
Time: June 11th
Description: Snake and Raiden talk about a certain might be missing Minako. Raiden rages more than a little.

[KNOCK KNOCK RAIDEN.

Snake is stopping by, mostly because he has a few questions. And concerns about how Raiden may be taking things. Someone has to restrain the kid from doing something stupid and Snake knew that he was the only one who could talk him out of it.

Anyway, this was the job for trained military soldiers to discuss, even if it seemed like the leadership might just throw more kids at the problem.]

Open up, kid.

Comments

[sombrero]

Not usually. Normally you come back the next day. [But sometimes there are exceptions] I've been on a couple myself. I would know.

[srsly] I mean, Minako's a responsible kid.

I don't think she's the type to pull off something stupid during a mission. [Thats what you think, Raiden.]

Still, I gotta say that the battlefield is no place for some teen who's barely seen the cruelties of war.

[sneakthatshit]

I heard a couple words that people who went on missions yesterday didn't come back.

[Just letting that hang, Raiden, in case you haven't been paying attention.]

[sombrero]

[No man. He reads the network like it's no one elses business. ]

I know.

There's something bugging me, Snake. Minako has never gone on a mission before until now.

Do you think she might have gotten lost? You know with how naive she can be sometimes I wouldn't be surprised if that were the case. Or even worse she might even be running away from love hotels again. [Wait. Shit.

Raiden didn't mean to say thatt. HE BROKE HIS PROMISE MINAKO. HE'S SORRY.]

[sneakthatshit]

She's crazy but she's not stupid. It's something you can see in her eyes.

This war business is dangerous. A cute girl like her would make a perfect hostage, especially for those Hitlerites who sent that message earlier.

[He's not in a joking mood so it's okay.]

[sombrero]

Crazy? That's an understatement, Snake.

[WHOA SLOW DOWN THERE BRO. Don't get Raiden too worked up over this shit he can't sit around while Snake is talking about stuff like hostages.]


Sitting around here isn't going to help for one thing. I'm heading out to go look for more intel.

[sneakthatshit]

[Hand on Raiden's shoulder!]

We're not doing this ninja style. Plan first, then go. What resources do we have available?

[sombrero]

I'll think of something on the way. There's no time for things like planning.

We have to get a move on.

[sneakthatshit]

A move on to where? You don't even know where to start, kid.

[sombrero]

Does it matter? I'm used to doing things this way.

Just let me take care of this.

[sneakthatshit]

[This is why cigarettes weren't invented.

By the way, he's not moving from in front of the door.]

[sombrero]

You really don't intend to let me go through with this, do you?

[Sighs. He gives up against Snake.]

[sneakthatshit]

We're adults here. We can't go giving these kids a bad example.

[That's a no. And surprisingly mature from Snake.]

[sombrero]

Screw that.

I'm not just going to sit around and try and be a good example for people while they do whatever they want to children.

I said I wouldn't let anyone else end up like me. Snake, we're wasting time.

[sneakthatshit]

[Not even going to give that an answer.]

Who would have up to date information on people going on missions, Raiden?

[sombrero]

Miss know it all, Akiha.

You ever meet someone with the last name Tohno and looks like she might wet herself any moment? [Rude as shit but, shes' the person.]

[sneakthatshit]

...

Japanese girl with blue eyes and black hair? I'm getting the hint since she almost went crazy when I asked if she wasn't completely Japanese.

[Blue eyes man.]

[sombrero]

That's the one.

She's got a temper of a raging bull. It's not wise to get her angry.

I don't like dealing with this kind of stuff, but we don't really have much of a choice.

She'd be our best bet for mission information.

[sneakthatshit]

You know where she is so lead the way.

[sombrero]

You think I know where she is? [Snake no.]

We're better off just giving her a call.

[sneakthatshit]

What? She's kind of cute so seeing her in person won't be so bad.

[sombrero]

No.

You don't know her that well, Snake. She's vicious.

[sneakthatshit]

You never really got along well with girls in the first place.

Except when they were trying to kill you.

[harrharrharr

oh god its true too]

[sombrero]

What? That's not true. I get along well with Courtney. You just don't know her either.

Courtney's nice compared to Akiha.

[continues to live in denial.]

[sneakthatshit]

If you say so, kid.

[Just talk to her however you want to!]

[sombrero]

[B(]

It's not like you've found a girlfriend either, Snake.

You ever think it might be time for you to find someone you like and stay with them?

[sneakthatshit]

No.

[He never thought that, not even once. Hit on and bang girls, cool. Date them or marry them? Noping the fuck out.]

[sombrero]

[Sighs. Okay that was a pointless thing to ask.]

If you want to talk to Akiha, go ahead.

I have to find Minako and fast. We can split up. Do you have any objections?

[sneakthatshit]

[He objects to splitting up because he can't trust Raiden not to go curazee.

But he doesn't want to listen to Raiden complaining about it the entire time either.]

Just keep in contact.

[sombrero]

[He acknowledges Snake with a nod.]

Sure.

[Wait there's something else that's bothering Raiden rn.]

While you're at it could you ask Akiha a question? It's got nothing to do with the mission.

[sneakthatshit]

What is it?

[sombrero]

Could you tell her not to be so stiff? [Raiden thinks that Akiha will dismiss Snake because of lame reasons, so he doesn't want that. This is more of a personal things woops. THEY ARGUED TOO MUCH MAN]

This is the one time we'll be cooperating with her. [Not.]

Just do whatever you have to do to get her assistance. Like I said she's vicious.

[sneakthatshit]

I get the feeling if I tell her that, she'll tell me to shave.

[Just saying. He doesn't even want to go there.]

I'm no diplomat but I'll see what I can do.