[OPEN] June 2013 Introduction Log

[soul_mods]

Characters: Volunteers, Newcomers and OPEN for mingling!
Location: All Around Death City
Rating: Varies
Time: June 6th, All Day
Description: Welcome to Death City!



BREW's at it again. After powering up, giving energy readings on the night of the 5th that alerted Shibusen to new arrivals, they turn now to volunteers to assist in giving the newcomers the information and supplies they need.

Perhaps you're one of the ones who woke up in the Kishin Chamber on the morning of the 6th. Perhaps you live in Casualty Communal and were woken up by equipment transporting strange x-ray machines to rest in front of the building, prepared to scan the fresh meat and determine which are Meisters and which are Weapons.

The sun is laughing high in the sky as temperatures soar to 110 degrees F. The air wobbles in the distance, and many citizens are drinking plenty of iced tea and lemonade to cool down. One group of children has popped open a fire hydrant and are playing in the spraying water before the police arrive to give them trouble.

No doubt the new arrivals are confused... let's give them a warm welcome, shall we? But not too warm- stay hydrated and cool, everyone!

And new guys? Welcome to the desert.


[ooc: Newcomers! Simply tag in to any or all of the sections here and volunteers will pop right up to greet you ASAP! The last section is completely OPEN for newcomers, volunteers, or Guests all ready in Death City who want to come up and say hello. Have fun!]

Comments

[evokes]

Your comment for one thing, but the least you could do is greet me back after I say hello.

[sneakthatshit]

[Pulling himself up to his feet.]

I thought you were talking to the cardboard box.

[evokes]

I think saying something like "who's in there" should be enough to realize that I was talking to whoever was in the box.

[sneakthatshit]

....you have a lot to learn about cardboard boxes, kid. When you're inside the box, you're not there. That means no one was in there.

[evokes]

This sounds more like that experiment with the cat in the box... [Wait no she's losing her train of thought here.] How could being inside a box mean that you're not there?

[sneakthatshit]

[He taps his head.]

It's a state of mind. If you don't understand that, you can never use a cardboard box properly.

[evokes]

What I don't understand is how there are people who think using a cardboard box for stealth is a good idea.

[sneakthatshit]

You don't understand because you refuse to understand. That's all there is to it.

[zen as fuck]

[evokes]

If you say so... [Raiden was just as weirdly stubborn about the cardboard box maybe it really is just some kind of Thing.] I never thought I'd run into a second person that seriously thinks they're good cover though.

[sneakthatshit]

Who was the first person?

[evokes]

His name's Raiden.

[sneakthatshit]

Hn. I guess that kid is smarter than he lets on.

[evokes]

Oh, you know him? [Not that she understands how using a cardboard box makes him smart.....]

[sneakthatshit]

I've put up with him for a while, if that's what you mean.

[evokes]

Ah, so that's how it is. I guess he can be kind of a handful sometimes.

[sneakthatshit]

You haven't had to walk him through an existential crisis.

[Kind of low tier there Minako.]

[evokes]

[Her social links are already walking people through existential crises man COME AT HER.]

An existential.... crisis. Right.

[sneakthatshit]

What's your name, kid?

[evokes]

Minako Arisato. What's your name?

[sneakthatshit]

Call me Snake. Solid Snake.

[evokes]

Snake...

Oh, you're the guy he mentioned before!

[sneakthatshit]

He probably told you a load of lies.

[evokes]

I don't know if they were lies or not, but he did try to show me what you look like once.

[sneakthatshit]

That sounds even worse.

[evokes]

You can decide on that for yourself. [She takes out the mirror thing and pulls up her texts.] Let's see... He said that you looked like this one face and then tried to make an emote of what you look like!

["This one face" being (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ and the emote attempt being:

..../_/_/
..../____\ is hair supposed to look this weird?
..../o o\\\ Snake would say something like INFINITE AMMO RAIDEN!
....|_|/ | with that headband.
.....\ _/ He has a cig too.
......\/
....../|\
....o/ | \o
....../ \]