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[starfruitfrog]

Characters: The inhabitants of Death City Heights 7B and you!

Location: Death City Heights 7B

Rating: G

Time: May 3rd, 5PM

Description: Keroro promised you all a party in honour of Obito moving in with him and Eve. The only requirement to getting in to said party is to bring food. Unless you're a Gundam pilot because Keroro likes playing favourites.




Are you a friend of Obito's? Or maybe an acquaintance of his new housemates. Maybe you were lured here because you followed a friend out of curiosity. Maybe you heard the open invitation from a green frog a few days ago and thought it would be worth a try, even if just for the free food.

Regardless, you now find yourself in a typical Death City Heights apartment where all the surfaces gleam as if they were new and even with a white glove on you would be hard pressed to actually find any dust.

Near the stove there is fresh dumpling dough covered with a cloth, with different ingredients arranged around it in dishes. On the island are bowls and plates of food that people have brought to the party.

So mingle and meet. Just don't forget to greet the star of the party: Obito.

(And try not to crush any alien frogs running around underfoot.)

Comments

[starfruitfrog]

[As expected of the Most Dangerous Man in Death City.

Keroro's dodging that though because getting punched in the face would hurt. Instead, he takes a step back and grabs a plate of dumplings.]

Giroro-kun. We don't attack people, de arimasu. We settle our differences like civilized beings, de arimasu.

[this_is_keron]

What part of tackling me was civilized!?

[starfruitfrog]

Ah, that~ That was because you were being uncivilized first, de arimasu.

Now say "ahhn".

[Here comes the dumpling train, Giroro! Open wide!

[this_is_keron]

Why would I say that!? What the hell are you trying to do, Keroro!?

[starfruitfrog]

[And in goes the plate of uncooked dumplings as Giroro's talking. Blame having to talk with your mouth open instead of communicating with your mind, Giroro.]

[this_is_keron]

[ADSAKFHASOIF!!!!!!

WHAT DID YOU JUST PUT IN HIS MOUTH YOU BASTARD!?

And he's just...going to gag and attempt to spit all that out.]

[starfruitfrog]

[N O P E.

Holding Giroro's mouth closed now.]

[this_is_keron]

[And he struggles for a few seconds before finally swallowing. All of it.

Damn you, Keroro. He'll get you back for this!]

[starfruitfrog]

[Keroro sits back, satisfied...until he actually looks at the plate he had taken from the counter.

Aren't these...the raw ones....?]

[this_is_keron]

[He lies there for a moment, not even twitching, before he suddenly sits up, trying to throw Keroro off him.]

[starfruitfrog]

[Keroro falls over, rubbing his head.

He's already forgotten about the raw dumplings.]

[this_is_keron]

[Giroro hasn't. He picks up one of the trays of raw dumplings and walks back over.]

[starfruitfrog]

[Uh.

What are you going to do with that, Corporal Giroro....? Those are still raw........]

[this_is_keron]

[He grabs as many as he can fit in one hand and attempts to stuff them into Keroro's mouth.]

[starfruitfrog]

[And because his mouth was open (watching Giroro handle raw food without cleaning his hands first), it doesn't take all that much for Giroro to get the dumplings in.]

Giro-....!!!!!

[this_is_keron]

[And he's trying to hold Keroro's mouth shut with both hands.]

YOU BASTARD. WHAT DID YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING!?

[starfruitfrog]

[ASLDKJLKJG. WHO FEEDS PEOPLE RAW FOOD?!

(Besides Keroro, that is.)]

[this_is_keron]

[Swallow, damn you. SWALLOW!!!]

1/2

[starfruitfrog]

[NOOOOOOOOOOOO.]

2/3

[starfruitfrog]

3/3

[starfruitfrog]

[He swallowed it.]

[this_is_keron]

[That's what you get you bastard.]

[starfruitfrog]

[You suck, Giroro.]

[this_is_keron]

Hn.