[semi-open] Ain't no party like a team-bonding party

[starfruitfrog]

Characters: Metokkori R and Hikan Cafe employees (and passers-by)

Location: Shibusen City Park

Rating: PG (full disclosure is important when you organize a camping trip, kids.)

Time: March 23rd (back-dated), mid-afternoon > March 24th, morning

Description: The team at Metokkori R and Hikan Cafe have a camping trip complete with marshmallows, curry and an unknown enemy attacking them in the middle of the night.






'Work is important, but what is just as important is to have fun, de arimasu. The team that plays and works together, stays together, de arimasu!'

Was what Keroro said right before announcing their first annual team-bonding camping trip.

The site was chosen as the park, simply because it was free and open. That and Keroro just wasn't all that interested in going out in the desert and being carried away by vultures.

Now get to bonding! What do you think he's giving you guys a half day off for?!

Comments

[this_is_keron]

[And if Keroro doesn't move, the paintball he just shot will go splat on Keroro's face.]

[starfruitfrog]

[How is he supposed to move when he can't even see?!

Splat.

Frog down! Frog down!]

[this_is_keron]

Hn. You've gotten soft, Keroro.

[He says it loud enough to be heard without leaving the shadows. And right afterwards, he's moving to another location. The better to shoot you from.]

[starfruitfrog]

[Maybe if he stays down Giroro will think he's dead.]

[this_is_keron]

[Enemy KERORO uses PLAY DEAD. It doesn't affect GIRORO.

Once he finds a new hiding spot he fires again.]

[starfruitfrog]

[Keroro immediately pops back up when the hit connects, waving his fist in the opposite direction of where the shot came from.]

You bastard! Don't you see that I was pretending to be dead, de arimasu? What kind of person shoots the dead, de arimasu?!

[this_is_keron]

[He scoffs and fires another shot at Keroro's head.]

What do you think I am? A bear?

[starfruitfrog]

[The shot makes his head jerk back, but doesn't deter him at all.]

Bears don't shoot people, de arimasu!

[this_is_keron]

[Space bears might.]

That's not the point! What kind of soldier are you that you choose to play dead instead of figuring out a way to retaliate!?

[starfruitfrog]

[Only if they were Wookiees in disguise.]

I was biding my time, de arimasu!

[this_is_keron]

[Space Wookies, you mean.]

Biding your time for what?

[starfruitfrog]

[No, Space Wookiees.]

For my counterattack, de arimasu.

[And then he promptly starts "biding his time" again. Do not disturb.]

[this_is_keron]

[What's one missed 'e'? Besides, spelling it wrong eliminates the possibility of a lawsuit.]

Hn. I'd like to see you try. [And he shoots again.]

[starfruitfrog]

[Keroro stays still after he gets hit. But...why should he take this lying down? He's the leader, and this is insubordination.]

Oi! Stop doing that, you unpopular red daruma! Joke character! Fake-maiden! Boring person!

[this_is_keron]

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING A MAIDEN!?

[starfruitfrog]

I never called you a maiden. I called you a fake-maiden, de arimasu. Fake-maiden! Fake-maiden!

[this_is_keron]

[Okay. Now? Now it's personal.]

STOP CALLING ME THAT!!