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Soul Campaign Moderation Journal ([personal profile] soul_mods) wrote in [community profile] soul_logs2012-07-28 04:53 pm

[OPEN] Death City Job Fair

Characters: OPEN
Location: Shibusen City Park
Rating: G
Time: March 10, All Day
Description: Come find a job to support yourself while you're staying in Death City, or do your boss a favor and tell prospective employees what you get paid to do!

The park setup had the air of a festival on the morning of the job fair. Businesses had turned out with folding tables and tents to keep the sun off of their helpful employees and the job-seekers, setting out signs with the name of their establishment and a small stack of applications for anyone interested in working for them. Various businesses had asked their employees to take turns manning the booths for the day, hopefully being helpful and explaining what working each job entails.

Unfortunately, everyone's going to get a little damp with the midday rainstorm, but perhaps those kind employees will let you stand under a tent with them until it it passes!


{{ ooc; Please feel free to set up a thread for your character's business or place of employment, and have some employee/jobseeker mingling!

Every establishment in town has positions available, and you can find a list of what jobs you can find by looking at the employment spreadsheet. Job descriptions can be found over at the employment page. }}



socialbutterfly: (pic#2009462)

[personal profile] socialbutterfly 2012-09-03 12:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[It jiggled. Minato is judging.]

Maybe you aren't pregnant after all... it would be firmer if you were...
starfruitfrog: (angry || Because I'm always right!)

[personal profile] starfruitfrog 2012-09-04 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
[Try judging him in 100 years when Minato is a saggy old man and Keroro is still exactly the same.]

I told you I wasn't! You're the one who assumed that I was, de arimasu!
socialbutterfly: (pic#2009489)

[personal profile] socialbutterfly 2012-09-04 10:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Minato is dead; his youthful body is now eternal. In 100 years, he will sparkle in the daylight.]

Instead you've been eating your stock...
starfruitfrog: (angry || You demon!)

[personal profile] starfruitfrog 2012-09-05 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Th-That doesn't matter! In a thousand years, Keroro will still be the same so there.]

I have not, de arimasu! [He was taste-testing.]
socialbutterfly: (pic#2009462)

[personal profile] socialbutterfly 2012-09-05 12:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[The same + 1000lbs]

We both know the truth, de arimasu.
starfruitfrog: (4th wall || OBJECTION!)

[personal profile] starfruitfrog 2012-09-07 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Only because he grew taller.]

A random guess isn't truth, de arimasu!
socialbutterfly: (pic#2009596)

[personal profile] socialbutterfly 2012-09-07 12:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[He'll only appear taller when he lies down.]

It's not a guess... It's logical deduction.
starfruitfrog: (angry || Die. Die now.)

[personal profile] starfruitfrog 2012-09-08 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Because he'll be so tall that even lying down he dwarfs other people.]

If you're going to say it's logical deduction you have to back it up with facts and not accusations, de arimasu!
socialbutterfly: (pic#2009625)

[personal profile] socialbutterfly 2012-09-09 09:43 am (UTC)(link)
[It's because his mountain of a stomach will jut out and eclipse entire worlds.]

It's based on empirical evidence. Your stomach got bigger. Since you are not pregnant, it must mean you put on weight. Since it is so jiggly, it must be the kind of weight obtained by eating plenty of snack foods. As everyone knows you have no money to spend on snacks after buying Gunpla, the snacks must come from the store. Therefore, you are eating your stock.
starfruitfrog: (4th wall || OBJECTION!)

[personal profile] starfruitfrog 2012-09-12 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[....At least that'll be helpful when invading Earth. If he gets around to it.]

W-Well, it's not like you measured or anything, so you...you have to be lying, de arimasu! Or guessing! Everyone knows that people always look rounder than they actually are, de arimasu.

[And you couldn't have gotten his measurements before for chip-bag clothes, right?]
socialbutterfly: (pic#2009597)

[personal profile] socialbutterfly 2012-09-17 12:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[Actually, if you weren't going to bring that up, he was...]

Let's measure you now, de arimasu.
starfruitfrog: (shock || FFFFFFF-)

[personal profile] starfruitfrog 2012-09-19 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
N-Now?!

[Because after listening to Minato's logic, he is kind of certain he may have sort of gotten just a little bit rounder since he was last measured.]
Edited 2012-09-19 03:28 (UTC)
socialbutterfly: (pic#2009688)

[personal profile] socialbutterfly 2012-09-21 11:58 am (UTC)(link)
You're not confident that you've not gained weight..?
starfruitfrog: (determination || PUMPED UP!)

[personal profile] starfruitfrog 2012-09-22 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
O-Of course I'm confident, de arimasu! B-Bring on the measuring tape, de arimasu!
socialbutterfly: (pic#2009491)

[personal profile] socialbutterfly 2012-09-26 11:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Minato looks around.]

Keroro-san... Do you sell measuring tape?
starfruitfrog: (worry || You've got to be kidding me.)

[personal profile] starfruitfrog 2012-09-28 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
...But it's back at the store, de arimasu...? [As in far for a frog that can dry up in the sun without proper gear.]
socialbutterfly: (pic#2009620)

[personal profile] socialbutterfly 2012-10-07 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Then you are safe from discovery this time, de arimasu.
starfruitfrog: (worry || not sure if want)

[personal profile] starfruitfrog 2012-10-08 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
I already told you there's nothing to discover, de arimasu. I definitely....definitely haven't gained weight, de arimasu. [It's not like Minato can measure now anyways.]

And stop saying de arimasu, de arimasu.