You're the one who keeps bringing it up, not that she's any better! God damn it, why are all my friends collectively the worst people who ever lived.

[Karkat glances around and lowers his voice a little. this is such a shitty thing to be discussing at a party.]

No, they don't. It's all like... didn't you ask about this shit on the network? I figured someone would've ruined your appetite with the details already.