[He doesn't want to or mean to make fun of Mello, but he really doesn't want to get wet at all; on the other hand, if his partner is set on making him suffer the same fate, it wouldn't surprise Near if he decided to randomly hug him just so the Weapon's clothes could get wet, too.]
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[He doesn't want to or mean to make fun of Mello, but he really doesn't want to get wet at all; on the other hand, if his partner is set on making him suffer the same fate, it wouldn't surprise Near if he decided to randomly hug him just so the Weapon's clothes could get wet, too.]
That seems to be the best course of action, yes.