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[purrinpumpkin]

Characters: Blair the Cat & Josuke Higashikata

Location: Blair's Pumpkin House

Rating: PG-13

Time: June 21st, Evening

Description: Blair invited Josuke over for some "fun time".




Blair was used to entertaining people, particularly men. After all, it was her job at the Chupa Cabra. The drunken slurs, the bright red embarrassed cheeks, the accidental hard-ons, and the whispers of desire, all put a big smile on her face.

So it was with great excitement that this pretty lady prepared for the arrival of the young gentlemen known as Josuke Higashikata.

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[unbreakably]

[ It's not like Josuke has any idea of what he's getting into. She just said she needed help, and.. well, Josuke can't ever turn anyone who needs help down, it's almost like some sort of weird complex he has. So he's making his way over to where she lives thansk to her instructions, his hands casually shoved in his pockets much like usually. He's at least polite to just knock when he arrives though. ]

Uh.. it's me, I'm here! Josuke, yo!

[purrinpumpkin]

A knock at the door! Blair excited skips to the window and pushes it wide open.

"Yoo-hoo! Cutie! Up here!" She waved to him, completely topless. Her large breasts were plainly in sight. "Wanna come on up? I got a bath going."

Of course, Josuke was invited over to help this seductive lady get over her loneliness.

[unbreakably]

[ ..... Ah.

Certainly not what he expected. And while Josuke might be a healthy and (relatively) normal young man, he still doesn't quite know what to do with this sudden sight. In fact, he freezes up, his face starting to completely turn red. ]

U.. uh, I-- [ Oh god, Josuke, breathe, BREATHE.. ] .. I can wait until you finish the bath, it's okay! [ DON'T STARE DON'T STARE. ]

[purrinpumpkin]

Aw, no way! You're supposed to help Blair get clean!

[With a catty smile and a wave of her long finger, a giant floating pumpkin appeared beside Josuke]

How about a lift?~

[unbreakably]

[ Supposed to.. help her.. get clean.. THIS IS NOT THE KIND OF HELPING HE EXPECTED TO DO. Oh god, can he still walk away?! Would it be rude at this point?! WHERE IS OKAYASU OR JOTARO OR ANYONE TO GIVE HIM ADVICE WHEN HE NEEDS IT at this rate he's going to start having a bleeding nose..

But his sense of what's right tells him he can't back out now, besides, he's just in shock so he just.. goes along with it.. ]

Uh.. am I supposed to get i.. in that?

[purrinpumpkin]

You can try. [She giggled, resting her chin on folded hands] You'd get kinda messy though, but I don't mind if you want to join me for a nice hot bath.

[unbreakably]

I'll take the stairs!

[ It's the instinctive reply since oh god, taking a bath with this woman.. cat.. thing.. everything about this is just horrible. ]

J-just wait up there and I'll come up, okay?! [ Any wise guy would back out of it by now, but Josuke's too nice for his own good. ]

[purrinpumpkin]

[Blair couldn't help but laugh a little at Josuke's bashfulness. Men always pretended to be so confident until they meet a pretty lady. No matter! She sat on the edge of the tub, long legs crossed, as she waited for her new companion. While she waited, she hummed.]

"Ooh! But you know? The thing I love is pumpkins, you see? Pump-Pumpkin Pumpkin! That's magic to me."

[unbreakably]

[ His heart is pounding so, so hard in his chest as he gets towards she is. Man, how did he get himself involved in all of this in the first place, he's a decent guy, right?! If his mother knew about this she'd kill him for sure.. for a moment he feels pretty thankful he hasn't seen her in a while since he's been stuck here.

Before he actually enters her bathroom he takes in a deep breath, resisting the urge to close his eyes out of embarassment when he steps in.. but he's still not looking directly at her. He really, really can't. ]

Uh.. h.. here.. I am...

Thanks for the notif, DW :/

[purrinpumpkin]

Hooray!

[Blair jumped up in excitement, large breasts bouncing as she did so. In an instant she was moving to wrap her arms around her new toy, smooshing his face into her chest]

You're so much cuter closer up!

[unbreakably]

[ Face

directly

in boobs.

Some may say it's any teenage guy's dream, and maybe it's partially true, but Josuke so wasn't prepared for any of this and he hardly even knows the cat-woman-thing, so he immediately pulls back. Thank god he's strong at least so he doesn't have to stay that way, but his face is entirely red. ]

H.. hey, c-can't we take it a little slower?! I.. I'm just here to.. p.. protect you..!!

[purrinpumpkin]

Aww. [Blair gives him some space, but not before tapping his nose. He's so cute!]

You're doing a great job protecting me from loneliness.~

[unbreakably]

[ Thank god for space. Space is good.. he stumbles back until his back is against the wall - then he can just look like he's leaning there casually rather than keeping his distance, perfect. ]

Well, I dunno if that was what I was gonna protect you from, but.. uh.. I g-guess it's better than nothing.. [ He looks away, his face a little red. ]