Keroro had no idea what he'd done to deserve this. Okay, maybe there was the thing with the Watch and Roy. And he may or may not have taken advantage of Bakura just a little bit with that card thing. There was also the time when he'd stepped in someone's cake, the time when he hadn't asked permission to hold a camping trip in the park....But he was sure that wasn't bad enough that he deserved this.

Keroro rolls out of the way for the first kick, instinctively protecting his Gundam model kit. There isn't anywhere else to roll though.

"I'm sorry, please don't kill me, de arimasu! Giroro made me do it, de arimasu!"