Well, the people here seem kind of obsessed with death. [Wait until he walks into the grocery store and sees how many brands use 'Death' in their names and the skull stickers on all the fruit!]

But if you ended up in this world because of that cotton-pickin' contraption, didn't the people who greeted you give you one of those smartphones? You should be able to show it to the cashier at the grocery store and the school will pay for your food.