Never learned how to cook at all.

[Doesn't count having observed how to heat things until not raw anymore over campfire.

Has told quite a few people about his world, but hasn't started from scratch telling anyone for a while, and takes moment to think how best to explain.]

Troll society is very violent. In own iteration of universe, at least. Had incredible luck to be hatched in buggy version. [He makes a face to go with sarcasm.]