[Interesting. This may have required a visit to an optometrist for curiosity's sake. Whether he'd actually walk out with contact lenses remained to be seen.]

...I think I will keep the surgical implements away from my eyes.

The communicators, you mean? Or the 'microwaves' and other odd tools sitting around the home? [His poor microwave was gathering dust, among other handy kitchen tools. He hadn't bothered to ask anyone how they worked, so they'd become ornamental.]