Who the fuck knows why BREW does anything it does? It's fickle and no one can figure it out. Sometimes it'll bring people here, then send them home like two days later. Or keep them for months on end and then send them back in the middle of the night so everyone's all, oh shit, where's what's-his-horns?

[yeah he's a little bitter. BREW likes to mess with his friends and took his partner pretty recently.]

We get these batches of new people because for some reason we almost never get to keep anyone worthwhile. It's so stupid and there's no pattern to it at all.