"Ain't nobody perfect, brother. I seen plenty of humans what're all getting their niceties on at me. So might be that it motherfuckin' varies." He shifted the unicycle over sideways with his feet, performing a momentary one-handed handstand as he grabbed it with the other hand. Then he sat down to remove the offending rock.

He tapped a thumb to his chest. "I'm a motherfuckin' troll. And I'd tell you that the right way to be is whatever your heart up and tells you to be. No matter what all species you be." This was said as casually as anything as he picked the rock free and tossed it aside. "Can't say I'm speakin' for every motherfucker, though."