[ As a matter of fact, he's not going to make it easy for anyone, including Alice. That's how he rolls, deal with it. It runs in the family, anyway. If anything, Norway is worse. And no, that's not a new form of harassment. Well, it is a harassment, but not really, if that even makes any sense. ]

Nothing. [ As straight-faced as ever. ] What's with that? I don't bite. Only occasionally.

[ Read: the step back and the wary look. ]

I'd recommend the Northern Lights, but I'm going to look biased since I worked there. [ Brief, thoughtful pause. ] I'm going to recommend it anyway.

[ Don't hate, he's one of those people with a non-linear, "unconventional" thinking pattern. Haters gonna hate and taters gonna tate, anyway, Iceland doesn't care. ]

Are you sure you wasn't thinking that? I can read minds, you know. [ Lies and slander. ] Besides, you're flustered.

[ Unfortunately for Lucy, yes, she's seriously dealing with this. It's not a new kind of nightmare or something along that line. It's pure, unadulterated trolling, possibly motivated by revenge of some sort, since he's usually the one being teased about getting flustered and stuff. One thing for sure, though: schadenfreude. ]