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[this_is_keron]

Characters: Giroro and Yami Bakura
Location: Training grounds: shooting range (morning training)
Rating: PG...?
Time: April 17th, morning
Description: An evil spirit takes a frog up on his offer to teach firearms.


[Giroro was, as always, practising at the shooting range. He'd made the offer to teach some of the other Guests, so he always kept half an ear out for them. Today was no exception.

He was focused enough, however, that he was still hitting the bull's eye every time.]

Comments

[feelsgoodinyou]

[Bakura approached the frog - red this time, he noted - from behind, moving fairly silently. He was impressed with the little monster's accuracy which was a lot better than what he had managed to do with a firearm so far. His pride didn't like it, but there was no denying it.

..on the other hand, it meant that he had the best chances of just having caught himself a really useful teacher.

Thinking like that, he smiled lightly to himself as he spoke up.]

Good morning.

[this_is_keron]

[Giroro knew someone was there, could hear them even if they were being quiet. It was difficult to get the jump on a Keronian with hearing like Giroro's.

So he didn't start when the greeting came. He went on shooting, finishing his current round without missing a shot. The only thing he did in response was to go, 'hn'.] What do you want?

[He will be in for a surprise when he finally turns around.]

[feelsgoodinyou]

To cash in that shooting training that you promised me the other day. You still remember me, right?

[Hm, nice reactions. He leaned so that he was basically towering over the small warrior frog alien.]

1/2

[this_is_keron]

You're the one who comes from a desert.

[He lowers the gun before turning around and stops. Wait. What?]

Bakura...? [No, not Bakura. Giroro was already giving shooting lessons to Bakura so that meant this was.]

2/2

[this_is_keron]

No. You're the clone.

[feelsgoodinyou]

[Ah, so somebody recognized him right away for once. It was kind of refreshing considering he hadn't been trying to hide his identity at all.]

No. I'm the real Bakura. The one that lived a long time ago.


Ryou Bakura's body is merely a vessel that I occasionally use. Your name is Giroro, right? [The way he said it made it sound as if he were debating whether the corporal would make for a good vessel to steal as well or not.]

[this_is_keron]

[Urk!]

You're lying. You're just an evil clone.

[And everyone knows that evil clones lie! Never mind that he'd ignored it when Bakura said it too. Because this guy can't be a ghost! Giroro wouldn't know what to do if he was a ghost.

Those things are freaky, okay!?]

[feelsgoodinyou]

[His amused expression turns into a frown.]

I'm not. The only thing that connects me to Ryou Bakura is that I took over his body. I'm the spirit that lives within the Millenium Ring.

[this_is_keron]

You can't be a ghost! Because... [He wracks his brain for reasons because this can't be happening oh god why is this happening and then the proverbial light-bulb goes off.]

You have feet! Everyone knows that ghosts don't have feet!

[feelsgoodinyou]

[His beginning look of being insulted switches into one of faint amused disbelief as one corner of his lips curls up in a mean smile. This argument is that weak that it is almost cute in a childish manner. Especially in how easily it can be destroyed.

Using his vantage point of still looming over the red keronian, he grins.]

Ghosts having no feet is an idea that has come from Japanese culture. I, however, am Egyptian.

[this_is_keron]

Pekoponian ghosts are the same no matter where they come from!

[Right? Right!!!?]

[feelsgoodinyou]

[He chuckles under his breath, making sure to make it sound like it would be his host laughing just to add fuel to the fire of Giroro's growing panic.]

Nope. They're not.

[this_is_keron]

[He actually took half a step back, before shaking his head.

Get a hold of yourself, man! He has to be lying!]

Y-you're just a stupid evil clone! I won't fall for your lies!

[feelsgoodinyou]

[His smile drops.]

I'm neither a clone nor stupid!

[this_is_keron]

Everyone knows that when you have someone who looks exactly like you that they're a clone. Or a twin.

[feelsgoodinyou]

[For a moment it looks as if Giroro might end up in serious pain soon when Bakura reaches over and takes one of the practice guns.

Removing its safety with a notable twist, he turns to the alien with a smile that is more a baring of teeth.]


...Whatever. We didn't come here to discuss how I got this body, right?